This is no flattery: these are counsellors, Duke S. Come, shall we go and kill us venison? Should, in their own confines, with forked heads 1 Lord. Indeed, my lord, The melancholy Jaques grieves at that; Duke S. But what said Jaques? 1 Lord. O yes, into a thousand similes. To that which had too much. Then, being alone, Duke S. Show me the place! I love to cope him in these sullen fits; For then he's full of matter. 2 Lord. My lord, the roynish clown, at whom so oft Duke F.Send to his brother; fetch that gallant hither; [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Before Oliver's house. Of old sir Rowland! why, what make you here? No more do yours; your virtues, gentle master, O, what a world is this, when what is comely Orl. Why, what's the matter? Come not within these doors! Within this roof Your brother-(no, no brother; yet the son- Hath heard your praises; and this night he means He will have other means to cut you off: I overheard him, and his practices. Orl. Why, whither, Adam, would'st thou have me go? I rather will subject me to the malice Orl. O good old man! how well in thee appears Adam. Master, go on; and I will follow thee, Than to die well, and not my master's debtor. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-The Forest of Arden. Ros. O Jupiter! how weary are, my spirits! weary. Ros. I could find in my heart to disgrace my man's apparel, and to cry like a woman: but I must comfort the weaker vessel, as doublet and hose ought to shew itself courageous to petticoat; therefore, courage, good Aliena! Cel. I pray you, bear with me; I cannot go no further. Touch. For my part, I had rather bear with you, than bear you: yet I should bear no cross, if I did bear you; for, I think, you have no money in your purse. Ros. Well, this is the forest of Arden. Touch.Ay, now am I in Arden: the more fool I; when I was at home, I was in a better place; but travellers must be content. Ros. Ay, be so, good Touchstone. Look you, who comes here; a young man, and an old, in solemn talk. Enter CORIN and SILVIUS, Cor. That is the way to make her scorn you still. Cor. Into a thousand, that I have forgotten. Or, if thou hast not sat as I do now, Or, if thou hast not broke from company, Touch. And I mine, I remember, when I was in love, I broke my sword upon a stone, and bid him take that for coming a-night to Jane Smile: and I remember the kissing of her batlet, and then the cow's dugs that her pretty chop'd hands had milk'd: and I remember the wooing of a peascod instead of her; from whom I took two cods, and, giving her them again, said with weeping tears, Wear these for my sake. We, that are true lovers, run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly. Ros. Thou speak'st wiser, than thou art 'ware of. Touch. Nay, I shall ne'er be 'ware of mine own wit, till I break my shins against it. Ros. Jove! Jove! this shepherd's passion is much upon my fashion. Touch. And mine; but it grows something stale with me. Cel. I pray you, one of you question yond man, If he for gold will give us any I faint almost to death. Touch. Holla; you, clown! food: Ros. Peace, fool! he's not thy kinsman. Touch. Your betters, sir. Cor. Else are they very wretched.. Good even to you, friend! Cor. And to you, gentle sir, and to you all. Ros. Ipr'ythee, shepherd, if that love, or gold, Can in this desert place buy entertainment, Bring us, where we may rest ourselves, and feed! Here's a young maid with travel much oppress'd, And faints for succour. Cor. Fair sir, I pity her, And wish for her sake, more than for mine own, Ros. I pray thee, if it stand with honesty, Cel. And we will mend thy wages; I like this place, And willingly could waste my time in it. Cor. Assuredly, the thing is to be sold. Go with me; if you like, upon report, The soil, the profit, and this kind of life, I will your very faithful feeder be, And buy it with your gold right suddenly. [Exeunt. to sing. Come, more! another stanza! call you them | Here was he merry, hearing of a song. stanzas? Ami. What you will, monsieur Jaques. Jaq. Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me nothing. Will you sing? Ami. More at your request, than to please myself. Jaq. Well, then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank you: but that they call compliment, is like the encounter of two dog-apes; and, when a man thanks me heartily, methinks, I have given him a penny, and he renders me the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will not, hold your tongues. Ami. Well, I'll end the song.-Sirs, cover the while; the duke will drink under this tree :- he hath been all this day to look you. Jaq. And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is too disputable for my company. I think of as many matters as he; but I give heaven thanks, and make no boast of them. Come, warble, come! SONG. Duke S. If he, compact of jars, grow musical, We shall have shortly discord in the spheres:Go, seek him; tell him, I would speak with him. Enter JAQUES. 1 Lord. He saves my labour by his own approach. Jaq. A fool, a fool!——I met a fool i'the forest, [All together here. Says, very wisely, It is ten o'clock: Who doth ambition shun, No enemy, But winter and rough weather. Thus may we see, quoth he, how the world wags: Jaq. I'll give you a verse to this note, that I made My lungs began to crow like chanticleer, yesterday in despite of my invention. Ami. And I'll sing it. Jaq. Thus it goes: If it to come to pass, That any man turn ass, Here shall he see Gross fools as he, And if he will come to me. Ami. What's that ducàdme? Jaq.'Tis a Greek invocation, to call fools into a circle. I'll go sleep, if I can; if I cannot, I'll rail against all the first-born of Egypt. That fools should be so deep-contemplative; An hour by his dial.- O noble fool! A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear. Jaq. O worthy fool!-One, that hath been a courtier; They have the gift to know it: and in his brain, Which is as dry as the remainder bisket After a voyage,-he hath strange places cramm'd In mangled forms :-0, that I were a fool! Ami. And I'll go seek the duke; his banquet is pre-Provided, that you weed your better judgments [Exeunt severally. par'd. SCENE VI.-The same. Adam. Dear master, I can go no further; O, I die for food! Here lie I down, and measure out my grave. Farewell, kind master! Of all opinion that grows rank in them, To blow on whom I please; for so fools have; And they, that are most galled with my folly, They most must laugh: and why, sir, must they so? The why is plain as way to parish church: Orl. Why, how now, Adam! no greater heart in thee? He, that a fool doth very wisely hit, Live a little; comfort a little; cheer thyself a little! Doth very foolishly, although he smart, If this uncouth forest yield any think savage, I will ei-Not to seem senseless of the bob: if not, ther be food for it, or bring it for food to thee. Thy con- The wise man's folly is anatomiz'd ceit is nearer death, than thy powers. For my sake, be Even by the squand'ring glances of the fool. comfortable; hold death awhile at the arm's end! I Invest me in my motley; give me leave will here be with thee presently; and if I bring thee not To speak my mind, and I will through and through something to eat, I'll give thee leave to die: but if thou Cleanse the foul body of the infected world, diest before I come, thou art a mocker of my labour. If they will patiently receive my medicine. Well said! thou look'st cheerily and I'll be with thee Duke S. Fie on thee! I can tell what thou would'st do. quickly. Yet thou liest in the bleak air: come, I will Jaq. What, for a counter, would I do, but good? bear thee to some shelter; and thou shalt not die for Duke S. Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin: lack of a dinner, if there live any thing in this desert. For thou thyself hast been a libertine, Cheerly, good Adam! As sensual, as the brutish sting itself; And all the embossed sores, and headed evils, That thou with licence of free foot hast caught, SCENE VII.-The same. [Exeunt. A table set out. Enter Duke senior, AMIENS, Lords, Would'st thou disgorge into the general world. and others. Duke S. I think he be transform'd into a beast; For I can no where find him like a man. 1 Lord. My lord, he is but even now gone hence; Jaq. Why, who cries out on pride, What woman in the city do I name, When that I say, The city-woman bears That says, his bravery is not on my cost, Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn. Orl. Forbear, and eat no more! Jaq. Why, I have eat none yet. Orl. Nor shalt not, till necessity be serv'd. They have their exits, and their entrances; And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel, Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice; Orl. You touch'd my vein at first; the thorny point And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show Of smooth civility: yet am I inland bred, And know some nurture. But forbear, I say; Till I and my affairs are answered. Jaq. An you will not be answered with reason, I must die. Duke S. What would you have? your gentleness shall force, More than your force move us to gentleness. Orl. I almost die for food, and let me have it! Of stern commandment: but whate'er you are, Under the shade of melancholy boughs, Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time; If ever you have look'd on better days; If ever been, where bells have knoll'd to church; If ever sat at any good man's feast; If ever from your eye-lids wip'd a tear, Orl. Then, but forbear your food a little while, Duke S. Go find him out, And we will nothing waste, till you return. Orl. I thank ye; and be bless'd for your good com fort! [Exit. Duke S. Thou seest, we are not all alone unhappy: Presents more woeful pageants, than the scene, Jaq. All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, As benefits forgot: Heigh, ho! sing heigh, ho! etc. Duke S. If that you were the good sir Rowland's son,- And as mine eye doth his effigies witness That lov'd your father: the residue of your fortune, А СТ III. SCENE I.-A room in the palace. [Exeun. Enter DukeFREDERICK, OLIVER, Lords, and Attendants. I should not seek an absent argument Thy lands, and all things that thou dost call thine, Oli. O, that your highness knew my heart in this! I never lov'd my brother in my life. Duke F. More villain thou.-Well, push him out of doors; And let my officers of such a nature Touch. Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? and is not the grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of a man? Shallow, shallow: a better instance, Isay; come. Cor. Besides, our hands are hard. Touch. Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow, again: a more sounderinstance, come. Cor. And they are often tarr'd over with the surgery of our sheep; and would you have us kiss tar? The courtier's hands are perfumed with civet. Touch. Most shallow man! Thou worms-meat, in respect of a good piece of flesh! Indeed!-Learn of the wise, and perpend: Civet is of a baser birth, than tar: the very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the instance, shepherd! Cor. You have too courtly a wit for me; I'll rest. [Exeunt. Touch. Wilt thou rest damn'd? God help thee, shallow man! God make incision in thee! thou art raw. SCENE II.-The forest. [Exit. Cor. And how like you this shepherd's life, master Touchstone? Enter CORIN and TOUCHSTONE. Touch. Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a good life; but in respect that it is a shepherd's life, it is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I like it very well; but in respect that it is private, it is a very vile, life. Now, in respect it is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in respect it is not in the court, it is tedious. As it is a spare life, look you, it fits my humour well; but as there is no more plenty in it, it goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd? Cor. No more, but that I know, the more one sickens, the worse at ease he is; and that he that wants money, means, and content, is without three good friends. That the property of rain is to wet, and fire to burn: that good pasture makes fat sheep; and that a great cause of the night, is lack of the sun that he, that hath learned no wit by nature nor art, may complain of good breeding, or comes of a very dull kindred. Touch. Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast ever in court, shepherd? Cor. No, truly. Touch. Then thou art damn'd. Cor. Nay, I hope, Cor. For not being at court? Your reason. Cor. Sir, I am a true labourer; I earn that I eat, get that I wear; owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness; glad of other men's good, content with my harm: and the greatest of my pride is, to see my ewes graze, and my lambs suck. Touch. That is another simple sin in you; to bring the ewes and the rams together, and to offer to get your living by the copulation of cattle: to be bawd to a bell-wether; and to betray a she-lamb of a twelvemonth, to a crooked-pated, old, cuckoldly ram, out of all reasonable match. If thou be'st not damn'd for this, the devil himself will have no shepherds; I can not see else, how thou shouldst 'scape. Cor. Here comes young master Ganymede, my new mistress's brother. Enter ROSALIND, reading a paper. Her worth, being mounted on the wind, Are but black to Rosalind. But the fair of Rosalind. Touch. I'll rhyme you so, eight years together; dinthe right butter-woman's rank to market. ners, and suppers, and sleeping hours excepted: it is Ros. Out, fool! Touch. For a taste:- If a hart do lack a hind, He that sweetest rose will find, Touch. Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never This is the very false gallop of verses; why do you saw'st good manners; if thou never saw'st good man-infect yourself with them? ners, then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a parlous state, shepherd. Cor. Not a whit, Touchstone: those, that are good manners at the court, are as ridiculous in the country, as the behaviour of the country is most mockable at the court. You told me, you salute not at the court, but you kiss your hands; that courtesy would be uncleanly, if courtiers were shepherds. Ros. Peace, you dull fool! I found them on a tree. Touch. Truly, the tree yields bad fruit. with a medlar: then it will be the earliest fruit in the Ros. I'll graft it with you, and then I shall graft it country: for you'll be rotten, ere you be half ripe, and that's the right virtue of the medlar. Touch. You have said; but whether wisely or no, let the forest judge. Enter CELIA, reading a paper. Touch. Instance, briefly; come, instance! Here comes my sister, reading; stand aside. |