To throw away a widow's life, When you again may be a wife? Come on; I'll tell you my amours; Who knows but they may influence yours? T. Sparrow, I take thee for my friend, As fuch will hear thee: I defcend; 190 195 May venture to offend my ear. S. Too faint-like Turtle, never fear. By method things are beft difcours'd, And with great care set all amifs; wind: She now could chide, now laugh, now cry, Now fing, now pout, all God knows why: 200 205 210 215 Short Short was her reign, fhe cough'd, and dy’d. Proceed we to my fecond bride: Well-born fhe was, genteelly bred, And buxom both at board and bed; 220 225 O widow Turtle! every fhe (So Nature's pleasure does decree) Appears a goddess till enjoy'd; But birds, and men, and gods are cloy'd. Was Hercules one woman's man? 230 Or Jove for ever Leda's fwan? Ah! madam, cease to be mistaken, The sweetest meats the fooneft cloy. 235 But would accuse the harness weight, S. Spare your remark, and hear the reft ; See "The Wife's Excufe, a comedy." 240 245 Well, Well, reft her bones! quoth I, fhe's gone; But muft I therefore lie alone? Must I not live, becaufe fhe dy'd? 250 And thus I logically faid ('Tis good to have a reasoning head!) Is this my wife? Probatur not; But, is a piece of clay a wife? Again; if not a wife, d'ye fee, Why then no kin at all to me : And he, who general tears can shed For folks that happen to be dead, 255 260 May e'en with equal juftice mourn T. Those points indeed you quaintly prove, But logic is no friend to love. S. My children then were just pen-feather'd; 265 Some little corn for them I gather'd, And fent them to my spouse's mother; 270 The jollieft bachelor i' th' land. T. Ah me! my joys, my hopes, are fled; My first, my only Love, is dead: With endless grief let me bemoan 275 S. Let me go on. As As yet my fortune was but narrow, I woo'd my cousin Philly Sparrow, O' th' elder houfe of Chirping End, 280 From whence the younger branch descend. She liv'd, extremely at her ease; But, when the honey-moon was paft, The following nights were foon o'ercaft; My fourth, a mere coquette, or fuch Two ftaring horns, I often faid, 285 290 295 300 305 Whilft at the root your horns are fore, The more you fcratch, they ache the more. fear 'em. You feel them from the time you 320 325 330 Is ferious truth, in such a cafe ; "Who flights the evil finds it least, "And who does nothing, does the best.” I never ftrove to rule the roaft, She ne'er refus'd to pledge my toast: 335 In vifits if we chanc'd to meet, |