Upon two diftant pots of ale, Not knowing which was mild or stale: In this fad ftate your doubtful choice
Would never have the cafting voice;
Which beft or worst you could not think,
And die you muft for want of drink; Unless fome chance inclines your fight, Setting one pot in fairer light; Then you prefer or A, or B, As lines and angles best agree: Your fenfe refolv'd impels your will: She guides your hand-so drink your fill. Have you not feen a baker's maid Between two equal banniers fway'd? Her tallies useless lie, and idle, If plac'd exactly in the middle: But, forc'd from this unactive state By virtue of fome cafual weight, On either fide you hear them clatter, And judge of right and left hand matter. Now, Richard, this coercive force, Without your choice, must take its course; Great kings to wars are pointed forth,
Let people call us cheats or fools,
Our cards and we are equal tools. We fure in vain the cards condemn : Ourfelves both cut and fhuffled them. In vain on Fortune's aid rely: She only is a ftander-by.
Poor men! poor papers! we and they Do fome impulfive force obey: And are but play'd with-do not play. But space and matter we should blame; They palm'd the trick that loft the game. Thus, to fave further contradiction Againft what you may think but fiction, I for attraction, Dick, declare : Deny it those bold men that dare. As well your motion, as your thought, Is all by hidden impulfe wrought: Ev'n faying that you think or walk, How like a country squire you talk!"
Mark then ;-Where fancy, or defire,
Collects the beams of vital fire;
Into that limb fair Alma flides,
And there, pro tempore, refides.
She dwells in Nicolini's tongue,
When Pyrrhus chaunts the heavenly fong. When Pedro does the lute command, She guides the cunning artist's hand. Through Macer's gullet fhe runs down, When the vile glutton dines alone.
And, void of modesty and thought, She follows Bibo's endless draught. Through the foft fex again fhe ranges, As youth, caprice, or fashion, changes. Fair Alma, careless and ferene,
In Fanny's fprightly eyes is feen;
While they diffuse their infant beams,
Themfelves not confcious of their flames.
Again fair Alma fits confeft On Florimel's experter breast; When the the rifing figh constrains, And by concealing fpeaks her pains. In Cynthia's neck fair Alma glows, When the vain thing her jewels fhows: When Jenny's ftays are newly lac'd, Fair Alma plays about her waist ; And when the fwelling hoop fuftains The rich brocade, fair Alma deigns Into that lower space to enter, Of the large round herself the centre. Again that fingle limb or feature (Such is the cogent force of nature), Which most did Alma's paffion move In the first object of her love, For ever will be found confeft, And printed on the amorous breaft. O Abelard! ill-fated youth, Thy tale will justify this truth: But well I weet, thy cruel wrong Adorns a nobler poet's fong.
Dan Pope, for thy misfortune griev'd, With kind concern and skill has weav'd A filken web; and ne'er fhall fade Its colours; gently has he laid The mantle o'er thy fad distress, And Venus fhall the texture blefs. He o'er the weeping nun has drawn Such artful folds of facred lawn, That love, with equal grief and pride, Shall fee the crime he ftrives to hide, And, foftly drawing back the veil, The God fhall to his votaries tell
Each confcious tear, each blushing grace, That deck'd dear Eloifa's face.
Happy the poet, bleft the lays,
Which Buckingham has deign'd to praise ! Next, Dick, as youth and habit fways,
A hundred gambols Alma plays.
If, whilft a boy, Jack ran from school,
Fond of his hunting-horn and pole;
Though gout and age his fpeed detain, Old John halloos his hounds again; By his fire-fide he starts the hare, And turns her in his wicker-chair; His feet, however lame, you find Have got the better of his mind.
If, while the mind was in her leg,
The dance affected nimble Peg;
Old Madge, bewitch'd at fixty-one,
Calls for Green Sleeves, and Jumping Joan.
In public mafk, or private ball,
From Lincoln's-inn to Goldsmiths-hall, All Christmas long away fhe trudges,
Trips it with prentices and judges: In vain her children urge her ftay, And age or palfey bar the way. But, if thofe images prevail Which whilom did affect the tail, She ftill renews the ancient fcene,
Forgets the forty-years between :
Aukwardly gay, and oddly merry,
Her fcarf pale pink, her head-knot cherry;
O'er-heated with ideal rage,
She cheats her fon, to wed her page.
If Alma, whilst the man was young,
Slipp'd up too foon into his tongue, Pleas'd with his own fantastic skill, He lets that weapon neʼer lie ftill. On any point if you difpute, Depend upon it, he'll confute :
Change fides, and you increase your pain, For he'll confute you back again. For one may speak with Tully's tongue, Yet all the while be in the wrong. And 'tis remarkable that they Talk moft, who have the least to say. Your dainty speakers have the curse, To plead bad caufes down to worse : As dames, who native beauty want, Still uglier look, the more they paint.
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