Usquebaugh to our feast in pails was brought up, pumps. 4. Bless An hundred heads broke, an hundred struck lame. Come down with that beam, if cudgels are scarce, Our wives they grow sullen At wearing of woollen, And all we poor shop-keepers must our horns pull in Then we'll buy English silks for our wives and our daughters, In spite of his deanship and journeyman Waters. Our noble grand jury, [great fury: When they saw the dean's book, they were in a They would buy English silks for their wives and their daughters, In spite of his deanship and journeyman Waters. This wicked rogue Waters, who always is sinning, And before corum nobus so oft has been call'd, Henceforward shall print neither pamphlets nor linen, And, if swearing can do 't, shall be swingingly And as for the dean, [mawld : You know whom I mean, [clean, If the printer will peach him, he 11 scarce come off Then we'll buy English silks for our wives and our daughters, In spite of his deanship and journeyman Waters. THE PROGRESS OF BEAUTY 1720. WHEN first Diana leaves her bed, Sits on her cloudy wrinkled face: Her spots are gone, her visage clears. Alas, the nymph would be undone ! All reeking in a cloudy steam, But, when she rose, white, black, and red, Though still in sight, had chang'd their ground. Aud mingles in her muddy cheeks. Eut Celia can with ease reduce, By help of pencil, paint, and brush, Each colour to its place and use, And teach her cheeks again to blush. She knows her early self no more, But fill'd with admiration stands; As other painters oft adore The workmanship of their own hands. Thus, after four important hours, Celia's the wonder of her sex : Gave women all their hearts could wish, The window is her proper sphere: Ah, lovely nymph! be not too rash, Nor let the beaux approach too near. Take pattern by your sister star: Delude at once and bless our sight; When you are seen, be seen from far, And chiefly choose to shine by night. But art no longer can prevail, When the materials all are gone; The best mechanic hand must fail, Where nothing 's left to work upon. Matter, as wise logicians say, Cannot without a form subsist; And form, say I as well as they, Must fail, if matter brings no grist. And this is fair Diana's case; For all astrologers maintain, Each night a bit drops off her face, When mortals say she 's in her wane: While Partridge 2 wisely shows the cause Efficient of the Moon's decay, That Cancer with his poisonous claws Attacks her in the milky way: But Gadbury, in art profound, From her pale cheeks pretends to show, That swain Endymion is not sound, Or else that Mercury's her foe. But, let the cause be what it will, In half a month she looks so thin, That Flamsteed 4 ean, with all his skill, See but her forehead and her chin, Yet, as she wastes, she grows discreet, Till midnight never shows her head: So rotting Celia strolls the street, When sober folks are all a-bed: For sure, if this be Luna's fate, To the materials of her face. THE PROGRESS OF POETRY. THE farmer's goose, who in the stubble But, when she must be turn'd to graze, Soon make my dame grow lank and spare: Such is the poet fresh in pay The steed, oppress'd, would break his girth, But view him in another scene, THE SOUTH SEA PROJECT. 1721. Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto, Arma virum, tabulæque, et Troïa gaza per undas. YE wise philosophers, explain What magic makes our money rise, When dropt into the Southern main; Or do these jugglers cheat our eyes? "Put in your money fairly told; Presto! be gone-Tis here again: Ladies and gentlemen, behold, Here's every piece as big as ten.” Then fill the vessel to the brim; Behold it swelling like a sop; "In stock three hundred thousand pound; A coach and six, and serv'd in plate !" The mariner with rapture sees, In that fantastic scene, and thinks Are sunk in these devouring waves, The horses drown'd, the harness broke, And here the owners find their graves. Like Pharaoh, by directors led; They with their spoils went safe before? His chariots, tumbling out the dead, Lay shatter'd on the Red-seg shore. Rais'd up on Hope's aspiring plumes, The young adventurer o'er the deep An eagle's flight and state assumes, And scorns the middle-way to keep. On paper wings he takes his flight, With war the father bound them fast The war is melted by the height, And down the towering boy is cast. A moralist might here explain The rashness of the Cretan youth; Describe his fall into the main, And from a fable form a truth. His wings are his paternal rent, He melts the war at every flame; His credit sunk, his money spent, In Southern Seas he leaves his name. ; Virg. Inform us, you that best can tell, Why in yon' dangerous gulph profound, Where hundreds and where thousands fell, Fools chiefly float, the wise are drown'd So have I seen from Severn's brink A flock of geese jump down together; Swim, where the bird of Jove would sink, And, swimming, never wet a feather. But, I affirm, 'tis false in fact, Directors better knew their tools; We see the nation's credit crackt, Each knave hath made a thousand fools. One fool may from another win, And then get off with money stor'd; But, if a sharper once comes in, He throws at all, and sweeps the board. As fishes on each other prey, The great ones swallowing up the small; So fares it in the Southern Sea; The whale directors eat up all. With each a million in his coffers. Sinks down at once, and there he lies; Directors fall as well as they, Their fall is but a trick to rise. So fishes, rising from the main, Come here their losses to retrieve; As poets feign; but where 's the moral? It shows the queen of love intends To search the deep for pearl and coral. The sea is richer than the land, I heard it from my grannam's mouth; Which now I clearly understand, For by the sea she meant the South. Thus by directors we are told, "Pray, gentlemen, believe your eyes; Our ocean's cover'd o'er with gold, Look round and see how thick it lies: We, gentlemen, are your assisters, We'll come, and hold you by the chin.-" Alas! all is not gold that glisters, Then thousand sink by leaping in. Oh! would those patriots be so kind, Here in the deep to wash their hands, Then, like Pactolus, we should find The sea indeed had golden sands A shilling in the bath you fling; The silver takes a nobler hue, By magic virtue in the spring, And seems a guinea to your view. But, as a guinea will not pass At market for a farthing more, Shown through a multiplying-glass, Than what it always did before: So cast it in the Southern seas, Or view it through a jobber's bill; Put on what spectacles you please, Your guinea 's but a guinea still. One night a fool into a brook Thus from a hillock looking down, He ran, he leapt into the flood; And after many days thou 'lt find it ;" Shall sink, and leave no mark behind it. There is a gulph, where thousands fell, Here all the bold adventurers came, A narrow sound, though deep as Hell; 'Change-Alley is the dreadful name. Nine times a day it ebbs and flows; Yet he that on the surface lies, The time it falls, or when 'twill rise. And here they fish for gold, and drown. "Now bury'd in the depth below, Now mounted up to Heaven again, At their wits end, like drunken men 1," But these, you say, are factious lies, For, where directors get a prize, The Swiss and Dutch whole millions drain. Thus, when by rooks a lord is ply'd, For fools will see as wise men please. (Unless the men of Kent are liars) Earl Godwin's castles overflown, And palace-roofs, and steeple-spires. Mark where the sly directors creep, Nor to the shore approach too nigh! 1 Psalm cvii. ? A coffee-house in 'Change-Alley. The monsters nestle in the deep, Who, taught by instinct how to shun Run as they drink, and drink and run. Antæus could, by magic charms, Recover strength whene'er he fell; Alcides held him in his arms, And sent him up in air to Hell. Directors, thrown into the sea, Recover strength and vigour there; But may be tam'd another way, Suspended for a while in air. Directors! for 'tis you I warn, By long experience we have found What planet rul'd when you were born; We see you never can be drown'd. Beware, nor over-bulky grow, Nor come within your cully's reach; While you lie helpless on the sand. The coasters crowd to seize the spoil; The monster into parts divide, And strip the bones, and melt the oil. Oh! may some western tempest sweep These locusts whom our fruits have fed, That plague, directors, to the deep, Driv'n from the South-Sea to the Red! May he, whom Nature's laws obey, Who lifts the poor, and sinks the proud, "Quiet the raging of the sea, And still the madness of the crowd!" And headlong in the waters drown. THE DOG AND SHADOW. ORE cibum portans catulus dum spectat in undis, TO A FRIEND, WHO HAD BEEN MUCH ABUSED IN MANY THE greatest monarch may be stabb'd by night, OUR set of strollers, wandering up and down, And hire us out their scenes, and clothes, and faces. When we perform, look sharp among our crew, I told him, in the smoothest way I could, Gallants, next Thursday night will be our last; EPIGRAM. GREAT folks are of a finer mould; PROLOGUE TO A PLAY FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE DISTRESSED WEAVERS. BY DR. SHERIDAN. SPOKEN BY MR. ELRINGTON, 1721. GREAT cry and little wool-is now become The plague and proverb of the weaver's loom : No wool to work on, neither weft nor warp; Their pockets empty, and their stomachs sharp. Provok'd, in loud complaints to you they cry: Ladies, relieve the weavers; or they die! Forsake your silks for stuffs; nor think it strange To shift your clothes, since you delight in change. One thing with freedom I'll presume to tellThe men will like you every bit as well. See, I am drest from top to toe in stuff; And, by my troth, I think I'm fine enough: My wife admires me more, and swears she never, In any dress, beheld me look so clever. And, if a man be better in such ware, What great advantage must it give the fair! Our wool from lambs of innocence proceeds: Silks come from maggots, callicoes from weeds: Hence 'tis by sad experience that we find Ladies in silks to vapours much inclin❜dAnd what are they but maggots in the mind? For which I think it reason to conclude That clothes may change our temper like our food. Chintzes are gawdy, and engage our eyes Too much about the party-colour'd dyes: Although the lustre is from you begun, We see the rainbow, and neglect the Sun. How sweet and innocent 's the country maid, With small expense in native wool array'd; Who copies from the fields her homely green, While by her shepherd with delight she's seen! Should our fair ladies dress like her in wool, How much more lovely, and how beautiful, |