Then anfwer'd 'Squire Morley; Pray get a calash, That in fummer may burn, and in winter may splash; I love dirt and duft; and 'tis always my pleasure, To take with me much of the foil that I measure. But Matthew thought better: for Matthew thought right, And hired a chariot so trim and fo tight, That extremes both of winter and fummer might pass: For one window was canvafs, the other was glass. Draw up, quoth friend Matthew; pull down, quoth friend John, We fhall be both hotter and colder anon. Thus, talking and fcolding, they forward did fpeed; And Ralpho pac'd by, under Newman the Swede. Into an old inn did this equipage roll, At a town they call Hodfon, the fign of the Bull, Come here, my fweet Landlady, pray how d'ye do? Where is Cicily fo cleanly, and Prudence, and Sue? And where is the Widow that dwelt here below? And the Hoftler that fung about eight years ago? And where is your Sifter, fo mild and fo dear, Whofe voice to her Maids like a trumpet was clear? By my troth! fhe replies, you grow younger, I think : And pray, Sir, what wine does the gentleman drink? Why now let me die, Sir, or live upon truft, And Prue left a child for the parish to nurse; Well, peace to her ashes! what fignifies grief? For that matter, Sir, be you 'Squire, Knight, or Lord, Of Mutton a delicate neck and a breast Shall fwim in the water in which they were dreft: Then fupper was ferv'd, and the sheets they were laid; Now when in the morning Matt afk'd for the score, Their breakfast fo warm to be fure they did eat, A custom in travelers mighty difcreet; And thus with great friendship and glee they went on, To find out the place you fhall hear of anon, Call'd Down, down, hey derry down. But what did they talk of from morning till noon? Why, of fpots in the fun, and the man in the moon; Of the Czar's gentle temper, the ftocks in the city, The wife men of Greece, and the Secret Committee. So to Harlow they came; and, hey! where are you all? Shew us into the parlour, and mind when I call : Why, your Maids have no motion, your Men have no life; Well, Mafter, I hear you have bury'd your Wife. Come this very inftant, take care to provide Tea, Sugar, and Toaft, and a Horfe and a Guide. Are the Harrisons here, both the old and the young? And where ftands fair Down, the delight of my fong? O 'Squire, to the grief of my heart I may fay, I have bury'd two wives fince you travel'd this way; And the Harrisons both may be presently here; And Down ftands, I think, where it ftood the laft year. Then Joan brought the Tea-pot, and Caleb the Toaft; And the Wine was froth'd out by the hand of mine hoft: But we clear'd our extempore banquet so fast, That the Harrifons both were forgot in the haste. Now hey for Down-hall! for the guide he was got; O thou Popish Guide, thou haft led us astray. Thy Wife, anfwer'd Matthew, when she went abroad, Ne'er told thee of half the by-ways fhe had trod : Perhaps the met friends, and brought pence to thy house, But thou shalt go home without ever a fouse. What is this thing, Morley, and how can you mean it? We have loft our eftate here, before we have seen it. Have patience, soft Morley in anger reply'd : To find out our way, let us fend off our guide. O here I spy Down, caft your eye to the West, Where a Wind-mill so stately stands plainly confest. On the Weft, reply'd Matthew, no Windmill I find : As well thou may'st tell me, I see the Weft-wind. Now pardon me, Morley, the Wind-mill I fpy, O, now a low ruin'd white Shed I difcern, A Houfe fhould be built, or with brick, or with stone. Why 'tis plafter and lath; and I think that's all one; And fuch as it is, it has ftood with great fame, Been called a Hall, and has given its name To Down, down, hey derry down. O Morley! O Morley! if that be a Hall, The fame with the building will fuddenly fall— With your friend Jemmy Gibbs about buildings agree; My business is land; and it matters not me. I wish you could tell what a duce your head ails: I fhew'd you Down-Hall; did you look for Versailles? Then take house and farm as John Ballet will let you, For better for worse, as I took my Dame Betty. And now, Sir, a word to the wife is enough; You'll make very little of all your old stuff: And to build at your age, by my troth, you grow fimple! Are you young and rich, like the Master of Wimple *? If you have thefe whims of apartments and gardens, From twice fifty acres you'll ne'er see five farthings: And in your's I shall find the true gentleman's fate; Ere you finish your houfe, you'll have fpent your estate. Now let us touch thumbs, and be friends ere we part. Here, John, is my thumb. And, here, Mat, is my Heart. To Halftead I fpeed; and you go back to town. Thus ends the First Part of the Ballad of Down. De ry down, down, hey derry down. * Edward Earl of Oxford. |