The pathless grove in rain he wanders o'er : Euryalus, alas! is now no more.
That walker who, regardless of his pace, Turns oft to pore upon the damsel's face, From side to side by thrusting elbows tost, Shall strike his aching breast against a post; Or water, dash'd from fishy stalls, shall stain His hapless coat with spirts of scaly rain. But, if unwarily he chance to stray
Where twirling turnstiles intercept the way, The thwarting passenger shall force them round, And beat the wretch half breathless to the ground. Let constant vigilance thy footsteps guide, 111 And wary circuinspection guard thy side; [night, Then shalt thou walk, unharm'd, the dangerous Nor need th' officious linkboy's smoky light, Thou never wilt attempt to cross the road, Where ale-house benches rest the porter's load, Grievous to heedless shins; no barrow's wheel, That bruises oft the truant school-boy's heel, Behind thee rolling, with insidious pace, Shall mark thy stocking with a miry trace. Let not thy venturous steps approach too nigh, Where, gaping wide, low steepy cellars lie. Should thy shoe wrench aside, down, down you fall, And overturn the scolding huckster's stall; The scolding huckster shall not o'er thee moan, But pence exact for nuts and pears o'erthrown. Though you through cleanlier allies wind by day, To shun the hurries of the public way, Yet ne'er to those dark paths by night retire; Mind only safety, and contemn the mire. Then no impervious courts thy haste detain, Nor sneering alewives bid thee turn again.
Where Lincoln's-inn, wide space, is rail'd around, Cross not with venturous step; there oft is found The lurking thief, who, while the day-light shone, Made the walls echo with his begging tone: That crutch, which late compassion mov'd, shall wound
Thy bleeding head, and fell thee to the ground. Though thou art tempted by the link-man's call, Yet trust him not along the lonely wall; In the mid way he'll quench the flaming brand, And share the booty with the pilfering band. Still keep the public streets, where oily rays, Shot from the crystal lamp, o'erspread the ways. Happy Augusta! law-defended town! Here no dark lanterns shade the villain's frown; No Spanish jealousies thy lanes infest, Nor Roman vengeance stabs th' unwary breast; Here Tyranny ne'er lifts her purple hand, But Liberty and Justice guard the land; No bravos here profess the bloody trade, Nor is the church the murderer's refuge made.
Let not the chairman, with assuming stride, Press near the wall, and rudely thrust thy side: The laws have set him bounds; his servile feet Should ne'er encroach where posts defend the
He ne'er the threat or harsh command obeys, But with contempt the spatter'd shoe surveys. Now man with utmost fortitude thy soul, To cross the way where carts and coaches roll; 170 Yet do not in thy hardy skill confide, Nor rashly risque the kennel's spacious stride; Stay till afar the distant wheel you hear, Like dying thunder in the breaking air; Thy foot will slide upon the miry stone, And passing coaches crush thy tortur'd bone, Or wheels enclose the road; on either hand Pent round with perils, in the midst you stand, And call for aid in vain; the coachman swears, And carmen drive, unmindful of thy prayers. 180 Where wilt thou turn? ah! whither wilt thou fly ?. On every side the pressing spokes are nigh. So sailors, while Charybdis' gulpb they shun, Amaz'd, on Scylla's craggy dangers run.
Be sure observe where brown Ostrea stauds, Who boasts her shelly ware from Wallfleet sands; There may'st thou pass with safe unmiry feet, Where the rais'd pavement leads athwart the
If where Fleet-ditch with muddy current flows, You chance to roam, where oyster-tubs in rows 190 Are rang'd beside the posts; there stay thy haste, And with the savoury fish indulge thy taste: The damsel's knife the gaping shell commands, While the salt liquor streams between her hands.
The man had sure a palate cover'd o'er With brass or steel, that on the rocky shore First broke the oozy oyster's pearly coat, And risqu'd the living morsel down his throat. What will not Luxury taste? Earth, sea, and air, Are daily ransack'd for the bill of fare! Blood stuff'd in skins is British Christian's food? And France robs marshes of the croaking brood! Spungy morels in strong ragouts are found, And in the soup the slimy snail is drown'd.
When from high spouts the dashing torrents fall, Ever be watchful to maintain the wall;
For, should'st thou quit thy ground, the rushing throng
Will with impetuous fury drive along; All press to gain those honours thou hast lost, And rudely shove thee far without the post Then to retrieve the shed you strive in vain, Draggled all o'er, and soak'd in floods of rain. Yet rather bear the shower, and toils of mud, Than in the doubtful quarrel risque thy blood. O think on Oedipus' detested state, And by his woes be warn'd to shun thy fate. Where three roads join'd, he met his sire un-
Thy cursed incest and thy children slain! Hence wert thou doom'd in endless night to stray Thro' Theban streets, and cheerless grope thy way. Contemplate, mortal, on thy fleeting years; See, with black train the funeral pomp appears! Whether some heir attends in sable state, And mourns, with outward grief, a parent's fate; Or the fair virgin, nipt in beauty's bloom, A crowd of lovers follow to her tomb: Why is the hearse with 'scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd?
No: the dead know it not, nor profit gain; It only serves to prove the living vain. How short is life! how frail is human trust! Is all this pomp for laying dust to dust?
Where the nail'd hoop defends the painted stall, Brush not thy sweeping skirt too near the wall: Thy heedless sleeve will drink the colour'd oil, And spot indelible thy pocket soil.
Has not wise Nature strung the legs and feet With firmest nerves, design'd to walk the street? Has she not given us hands to grope aright, Amidst the frequent dangers of the night? And think'st thou not the double nostril meant, To warn from oily woes by previous scent?
Who can the various city frauds' recite, With all the petty rapines of the night? Who now the guinea-dropper's bait regards, Trick'd by the sharper's dice, or juggler's cards? Why should I warn thee ne'er to join the fray, Where the sham quarrel interrupts the way? Lives there in these our days so soft a clown, Brav'd by the bully's oaths, or threatening frown? I need not strict enjoin the pocket's care, When from the crowded play thou lead'st the fair; Who has not here or watch or snuff-box lost, Or handkerchiefs that India's shuttle boast? O! may thy virtue guard thee through the roads Of Drury's mazy courts, and dark abodes! The harlots' guileful paths, who nightly stand Where Catharine-street descends into the Strand! Say, vagrant Muse, their wiles and subtle arts, To lure the strangers' unsuspecting hearts: So shall our youth on healthful sinews tread, And city cheeks grow warm with rural red.
'Tis she who nightly strolls with sauntering pace,
No stubborn stays her yielding shape embrace; Beneath the lamp her tawdry ribbons glare, The new-scour'd manteau, and the slattern air; High-draggled petticoats her travels show, And hollow cheeks with artful blushes glow; With flattering sounds she soothes the credulous
My noble captain! charmer! love! my dear!" In riding-hood near tavern-doors she plies, Or muffled pinners hide her livid eyes. With empty bandbox she delights to range, And feigns a distant errand from the 'Change; Nay, she will oft the quaker's hood prophane, And trudge demure the rounds of Drury-lane. 280 She darts from sarsenet ambush wily leers, Twitches thy sleeve, or with familiar airs Her fan will pat thy cheek; these snares disdain, Nor gaze behind thee, when she turns again.
I knew a yeoman, who, for thirst of gain, To the great city drove, from Devon's plain, His numerous lowing herd his herds he sold, And his deep leathern pocket bagg'd with gold. Drawn by a fraudful nymph, he gaz'd, he sigh'd: Unmindful of his home, and distant bride, She leads the willing victim to his doom, Through winding alleys, to her cobweb room. Thence thro' the street he reels from post to post, Valiant with wine, nor knows his treasure lost. The vagrant wretch th' assembled watchmen spies, He waves his hanger, and their poles defies; Deep in the round house pent, all night he snores, And the next morn in vain his fate deplores.
1 Various cheats formerly in practice.
Ah, hapless swain! unus'd to pains and ills! Canst thou forego roast-beef for nauseous pills? 300 How wilt thou lift to Heaven thy eyes and hands, When the long scroll the surgeon's fees demands! Or else (ye gods, avert that worst disgrace!) Thy ruin'd nose falls level with thy face! Then shall thy wife thy loathsome kiss disdain, And wholesome neighbours from thy mug refrain. Yet there are watchmen, who with friendly light Will teach thy reeling steps to tread aright; For sixpence will support thy helpless arm, And home conduct thee, safe from nightly harm. But, if they shake their lanterns, from afar To call their brethren to confederate war, 311 When rakes resist their power; if hapless you Should chance to wander with the scowering crew; Though Fortune yield thee captive, ne'er despair, But seek the constable's considerate car; He will reverse the watchman's harsh decree, Mov'd by the rhetoric of a silver fee. Thus, would you gain some favourite courtier's Fee not the petty clerks, but bribe my lord.
Now is the time that rakes their revels keep; Kindlers of riot, enemies of sleep.
His scatter'd pence the flying nicker' flings, And with the copper shower the casement rings. Who has not heard the scowerer's midnight fame? Who has not trembled at the Mohock's name? Was there a watchman took his hourly rounds, Safe from their blows, or new-invented wounds? I pass their desperate deeds, and mischiefs done, Where from Snow-hill black steepy torrents run;330 How matrons, hoop'd within the hogshead's womb, Were tumbled furious thence; the rolling tomb O'er the stones thunders, bounds from side to side So Regulus, to save his country, dy'd.
Where a dim gleam the paly lanthorn throws O'er the mid pavement, heapy rubbish grows; Or arched vaults their gaping jaws extend, Or the dark caves to common-shores descend, Oft by the winds extinct the signal lies, Or smother'd in the glimmering socket dies, Ere Night has half roll'd round her ebon throne; In the wide gulph the shatter'd coach, o'erthrown, Sinks with the snorting steeds; the reins are broke, And from the crackling axle flies the spoke. So, when fam'd Eddystone's far-shooting ray, That led the sailor through the stormy way, Was from its rocky roots by billows torn, And the high turret in the whirlwind borne; Fleets bulg'd their sides against the craggy land, And pitchy ruins blacken'd all the strand. Who then through night would hire the harness'd 350 steed?
And who would choose the rattling wheel for speed? But hark! Distress, with screaming voice, draws nigher,
And wakes the slumbering street with cries of fire. At first a glowing red enwraps the skies, And, borne by winds, the scattering sparks arise; From beam to beam the fierce contagion spreads; The spiry flames now lift aloft their heads; Through the burst sash a blazing deluge pours, And splitting tiles descend in rattling showers. 360 Now with thick crowds th' enlighten'd pavement
The fireman sweats beneath his crooked arms;
1 Gentlemen who delighted to break windows with halfpence.
A leathern casque his venturous head defends, Boldly he climbs where thickest smoke ascends; Mov'd by the mother's streaming eyes and prayers, The helpless infant through the flame he bears, With no less virtue, than through hostile fire The Dardan hero bore his aged sire.
See, forceful engines spout their levell'd streams, To quench the blaze that runs along the beams;370 The grappling hook plucks rafters from the walls, And heaps on heaps the smoky ruin falls; Blown by strong winds, the fiery tempest roars, Bears down new walls, and pours along the floors; The Heavens are all a-blaze, the face of Night Is cover'd with a sanguine dreadful light. 'Twas such a light involv'd thy towers, O Rome! The dire presage of mighty Cæsar's doom, When the Sun veil'd in rust his mourning head, And frightful prodigies the skies o'erspread. Hark! the drum thunders! far, ye crowds, retire: Behold! the ready match is tipt with fire, The nitrous store is laid, the smutty train, With running blaze, awakes the barrel'd grain; Flames sudden wrap the walls; with sullen sound The shatter'd pile sinks on the smoky ground. So, when the years shall have revolv'd the date, Th' inevitable hour of Naples' fate,
Civility to be paid to walkers
Carman, when unmerciful, his punishment Cheapside
Her sapp'd foundations shall with thunders shake, And heave and toss upon the sulphurous lake; 390 Earth's womb at once the fiery flood shall rend, And in th' abyss her plunging towers descend.
Consider, reader, what fatigues I've known, The toils, the perils, of the wintery town; What riots seen, what bustling crowds I bore, How oft I cross'd where carts and coaches roar: Yet shall I bless my labours, if mankind Their future safety from my dangers find. Thus the bold traveller (inur'd to toil, Whose steps have printed Asia's desert soil, The barbarous Arabs haunt; or shivering crost Dark Greenland's mountains of eternal frost ; Whom Providence, in length of years, restores To the wish'd harbour of his native shores) Sets forth his journals to the public view, To caution, by his woes, the wandering crew.
And now complete my generous labours lie, Finish'd, and ripe for immortality.
Death shall entomb in dust this mouldring frame, But never reach th' eternal part, my fame. When Wand G-, mighty names1! are dead; Or but at Chelsea under custards read; When critics crazy bandboxes repair, And tragedies, turn'd rockets, bounce in air; High rais'd on Fleet-street posts, consign'd to Fame, This work shall shine, and walkers bless my name.
1 Probably Ward and Gildon. N.
Camlet, how affected by rain
Coat, how to choose one for the winter Chairs and chariots, prejudicial to health Coachman asleep on his box, what the sign -his metamorphosis -his whip dangerous
-his care of his horses
-despises dirty shoes
Chairman, an observation upon them
Female walkers, what necessary for them i. 209 Nicker, his art
Gamester, his chariot described
Glazier, his skill at foot-ball
Old woman, an observation upon one Observations on the looks of walkers
Holland, the streets of that country described
Hosiers' poles, what observed by them Hawker, at what time he cries news
Oyster, the courage of him that first ate one
House blown up, the description of it Holborn-hill
Paris, the streets of that city
Poor, their murmurs, what the sign of Paul, St. his festival
Industry not exempt from death
Precepts, what the consequence if neglected
June, what cry denotes that month James, St. its market
Pattens, a female implement
Presents better than flattery
Knocker of a door, an observation on one ii. 497
Perfumer, by whom to be avoided Porter sworn, useful to walkers
'Prentices not to be relied on
London, its happiness before the invention of
Post, when to walk on the outside of it Pillory not to be gazed upon
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