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stride into the new system was more prejudicial than continuance in the old. Mr. Smith's book will save the reader from this danger.

Our practical correspondent, N. S., suggests that a Vegetarian Cookery Book-adapted to the use of the millions, at a price not exceeding sixpence should be prepared, as it would be of great public use and some private profit.' There are some such books, but we have had no opportunity of judging how far they are adapted to the 'million.' We know that there are great numbers of persons who do not want arguments upon the subject so much as opportunity of testing the question. Were we Dietists, we should agitate the bakers, and endeavour to reform them. If you send a dish of Indian meal (a delicious dish, properly done) to a metropolitan baker, he will be sure to spoil it. If you send for brown bread (the only bread suitable to health in cities), he is sure not to sell it, or if he does sell it, it is some inexplicable compound-not your true unbolted flour, such as you used to get at Ham Common before the closing of the Concordium. And when this apology for brown bread comes home, it is dearer-though cheaper in preparation--than the white. Also, we would multiply ordinaries of proper diet. At a recent Vegetarian Banquet' (by the way, these fine names of the gourmands are very inconsistent with the philosophy of the Dietists) at the Whittington Club, there were many dishes far more pernicious than mutton chop or beef steak, as we remember to have heard Mr. Lane remarking. Among the vegetarian literature forwarded to our office, we find a Letter to a Friend, in reply to the qustion-What is Vegetarianism?" Though half religious and half intimidating, as is the wont of many of these pamphlets, it nevertheless contains two or three passages worth the price of the pamphlet. Cholera Prevented, by a Vegetarian Diet,' is from the pen of the indefatigable Mr. Horsell, the Hydropathist, who also urges this treatment as a remedy for the inscrutable epidemic of the day. When the cholera raged in New York, in 1832, the medical men there, as here, recommended an animal diet as a preventive. Dr. Graham, the American Dietist, advised abstinence from this kind of food, and a well considered diet of the opposite kind. Then the medical men said, 'Now for the Grahamites,' naturally and consistently expecting their speedy death. But it turned out that they enjoyed a remarkable immunity from the disease. A medical gentleman, whose attention I had drawn to this fact, remarked to me the other day, that the care bestowed by Vegetarians to general health might have been the cause of their safety. They attended to the cleanliness of the skin-to exercise— fresh air-were temperate and moderate. But this is an insufficient explanation, since they lived on a proscribed and a said-to-be fatal diet. Possibly the homogeneous nature of their food, combined with the excellent and indispensable habits named, was a cause. Mr. Horsell makes use of this fact, as he has a right to do and he might have made a more energetic use of it. There is a wholesale antagonism in this pamphlet against the medical profession like that which formerly found a place in infidelity against the priesthood. Vegetarianism, like infidelity, can stand without it. Free-thinking is none the less able for being fairthinking and so it might be with Dietism. But on this occasion we need not allude further to these publications, as Mr. Horsell, editor of

the Vegetarian Advocate, has taken up quarters at the Aldine Chambers, where the Advocate, in numbers and parts, can be had for circulation over the country-and in which these questions are debated, sometimes with the enthusiasm, without the sectarianism, of sect.

The Radicals, under which name may be included several classes of politicians who go to the root of political evil, deserve an inclusive consideration. Mr. Fox, the Member for Oldham, has given notice of motions for the next Session of Parliament, of inquiries into National Education, and the Connection of the Church with the State. The judgment, no less than the ability, with which Mr. Fox has spoken hitherto in the House, is a guarantee to the country that he will advance these questions -a gratifying hope, which we could not entertain of every Member of the House, quite equal to Mr. Fox in excellency of intention.

The Taxation agitation will be sure to lead to an improvement in the wages of the working classes, the moment those in high places are put upon the defence of their salaries for doing nothing. Parliamentary reform is inevitable, if the understanding between the middle and working classes can be established. Such speeches as those which Mr. Lushington and Lord Nugent made recently at Drury Lane are not exactly the things to effect a sound union, because such overtures are sure to be retracted. But we despair not of seeing a moderate and sensible, and therefore a sound, alliance effected. Though as yet little public notice is commanded by the movement for the reduction of the Taxes on Knowledge-at the head of which is the people's most practical friend, Francis Place-we expect it will speedily equal any existing agitation in public interest, as it unquestionably exceeds them all in intrinsic importance.

But, if we may say it without presumption or offence, we hold that something yet is wanting to make Radicalism a moving power, which it appears not to possess. The friends of progress have enthusiasm, courage, and, we trust, patience, but they want a well-considering spirit of method. People do not ask how shall they fight: so that they do fight it is, they think, sufficient. But something more is comprised within our programme of duty as publicists. A body of progress always exists a sort of store of improvement exists. This we should aim to augment, not to ignore. We should contribute to this store, and inquire how we shall do it best. We have to see, not only that what we do advances some public good, but that our acts do not neutralise the efforts of others. To this end we should take a survey of the whole field of publicism, and ascertain what approvable objects are sought by others, and what is going on, the tendency or probable result of which will be good-that we may keep ourselves from opposition, or seeming opposition, to efforts on behalf of the people. G. J. HOLYOAKE.

FREE-INQUIRIERS' ANNIVERSARY.

On Sunday week the Free-Inquirers' Society made inquiries into the sanitary and refreshing effects of fresh air, rural scenery, and fraternal intercourse, by taking an excursion up the Paddington Rhine,' to Brabsden Green, and Harrow. Mr. Holyoake (who is President of the Society), Messrs. Kemp, Mills, Sturges, and others, were of the party.

A CURIOUS INTERLUDE, FROM THE FOUR P's,

(How a Woman was fetched out of Hell.)

OF A PALMER, A PARDONER, A POTICARY, AND A PEDLAR: BY JOHN HEYWOOD.

A PALMER and a Pardoner (a hawker of relics and pardons for sin) meet and debate on the relative efficacy for salvation of pilgrimages and relics. The Palmer has been over the world;

On the hills of Armeny, where (he) saw Noak's ark;
With holy Job and Saint George in Southwark;

punishing his frail body for his soul's sake: and is twitted for his folly by the Pardoner, who tells him that he (the Pardoner) could have saved his soul with far less trouble, through the virtue of his pardons. He tells him

Give me but a penny or two pence,

And as soon as the soul departeth hence,

In half an hour, or three quarters at the most,
The soul is in heaven with the Holy Ghost.

The Poticary here enters, and asks

Send ye any souls to heaven by water?
Pardoner. If we do so, Sir! what is the matter?
By God, I have a dry soul should thither.
He considers himself the best man of the thrce: for

Poticary.

Whom have ye known die honestly
Without help of the Poticary?

Unable to settle their dispute for precedence, they agree to refer it to a Pedlar, who recommends them to devise some manner of thing in which they are all equally cunning, and he who does it best shall be deemed master of the others. And thereupon he bids all three to try for the mastery in lying, since all the

Three can lie as well

As can the falsest devil in hell.

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After various endeavours without advantage to either, it is decided that each one a tale shall tell,' and whichever tells most marvel and most unlikely to be true' shall be the winner.

The Poticary begins: but out of a company of medical students there is no repeating him. Then follows

THE PARDONER'S TALE.

Well, Sir! mark what I can say.
I've been a pardoner many a day.
And done more cures, too, ghostily
Than ever he did bodily.

Namely this one which ye shall hear,
Of one departed within this seven year,-
A friend of mine, and likewise I
To her again was all as friendly,-
Who fell sick so suddenly,

That dead she was even by and bye,

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And never spake with priest or clerk,

Nor had no whit of holy work.

For I was thence, it could not be:
Yet I heard say she ask'd for me.
But when I bethought me how this
chanced,

And that to heaven I have advanced
So many souls to me but strangers,
And could not keep my friend from
dangers;

* This Interlude of How a Woman was fetched out of Hell,' alluded to last week, is from the same remarkable poem from which we made extracts in No. 5, where par ticulars of Heywood are given.

+ An Apothecary.

But she to die so dangerously,
For her soul's health especially:
That was a thing that grieved me so,
That nothing could release my woe
Till I had tried even out of hand
In what estate her soul did stand.
For trial of which, short tale to make,
I took this journey for her sake.
Give ear, for here begins the story.
From hence I went to Purgatory,
And took with me this gear in my fist,
Whereby I may do there what I list.
I knock'd and was let in quickly;
But Lord, how the souls did make
curtsey.

And I to every soul again
Did give abeck them to retain,
And asked them this question then,
If that the soul of such a woman
Among thein lately did appear?
Whereto they said, she came not here.
Then fear'd I much it was not well;
Alas! thought I, she is in hell.
For with her life I was so acquainted,
That sure I thought she was not sainted.
With this it chanced me to sneeze:
Christ help! quoth a soul that lay for
his fees.
[ease:
Those words, quoth I, shall give thee
Then with these pardons of all degrees
1 paid his toll and set him to quit
That straight to heaven he took his
flight;

And I from thence to hell that night,
To help this woman if I might.
Not as one with authority,
But by the way of intreaty.
And first to the devil that kept the gate
I came, and spake after this rate :
All hail, sir devil! and made low curtsey;
Welcome quoth he, thus smilingly.
He knew me well, and I at last
Remember'd him since long time past.
For as good hap would have it chance,
This devil and I were old acquaintance;
For oft, in the play of Corpus Christi,
He hath play'd the devil at Coventry.
By his acquaintance and my behaviour
He showed to me right friendly favour.
And to make my return the shorter,
I said to this devil, good master porter!
For all old love, if it lie in your power,
Help me to speak with my lord and your.
Be sure, quoth he, no tongue can tell
What time thou couldst have come so
well:

For as on this day Lucifer fell,
Which is our festival in hell,

• Doubtless pardons.

Nothing unreasonable craved this day
Shall throughout hell have any nay.
But yet beware thou come not in
Till time I may thy passport win.
Wherefore, and I will write,-until
I get thee safe conduct, stand still:
He tarried not, but shortly got it,
Under seal, and the Devil's hand at it,
In ample wise, as ye shall hear :
Thus it began,-I Lucifer,

By the power of God chief devil in hell,
To all the devils that there do dwell,
And to every of them we send greeting,
Under straight charge and command-
ing,

That they aiding and assistant be
To such a Pardoner, and named me;
So that he may at liberty

Pass safe without any jeopardy,
Till that he be from us extinct
And clearly out of hell's precinct.
And his pardons to keep in safeguard,
We will they lie in the porter's ward.
Given in the fiery furnace of our palace,
In our high court of matters of malice,
Such a day and year of our reign.
God save the devil! quoth I, amain.
1 trust this writing to be sure:
Then put thy trust, quoth he, in cure,
Since thou art sure to take no harm.
This devil and I walked arm in arm,
So far, till he had brought me thither
Where all the devils of hell together
Stood in array, in such apparel
As for that day there meetly fell.
Their horns well gilt, their claws full
clean,

Their tale well kempt,* and, as I ween, With suthery butter their bodies anointed:

I never saw devils so well appointed.
The master devil sat in his jacket;
And all the souls were playing at racket.
None other rackets had they in hand,
Save every soul a good fire-brand;
Wherewith they play'd so prettily,
That Lucifer laugh'd merrily.

And all the residue of the fiends
Did laugh thereat full well like fiends.
But of my friend I saw no whit,
And durst not ask for her as yet.
Anon all this rout was brought to silence,
And by an usher brought to presence
Of Lucifer; then low, as well I could
I kneel'd, which he so well allow'd,
That thus he beck'd, and by Saint
Anthony

He smiled on me well favour'dly,

* Combed or trimmed.

Bending his brows as broad as a barn- And if thou wouldst have twenty, too,

door's,

Shaking his ears as rugged as burrs,
Rolling his eyes as round as two bushels,
Flashing the fire out of his nostrils,
Gnashing his teeth so vaingloriously,
I thought it time to fall to flattery.
Whereon I told as I shall tell :
O pleasant picture! O prince of hell!
Formed in fashion abominable,*
And since that it is inestimable
For me to praise thee worthily,
I leave off praise as unworthy
To give thee praise, beseeching thee
To hear my suit, and then to be
So good to grant the thing I crave:
And to be short, this would I have ;-
The soul of one which hither flitted
Deliver hence, and to me remitted.
And in this doing, though all be not quit,
Yet in some part I will deserve it :
As thus, I am a pardoner,
And over souls as controller,
Throughout the earth my power doth
stand,

Where many a soul lies on my hand,
That speed in matters as I use them,
As I receive them or refuse them.
Whereby, what time thy pleasure is
Ye shall require any part of this,
The least devil here that can come
thither
[hither.
Shall choose a soul and bring him
Ho, ho, quoth the devil, we are well
pleased;
[eased?
What is his name thou would'st have
Nay, quoth I, be it good or evil,
My coming is for a she-devil.
What callest her, quoth he, thou
whoreson ?

Forsooth, quoth I, Margery Coorson.
Now by our honour, said Lucifer,
No devil in hell shall withhold her;

This is not exactly the wording of the original compliment, which might not decently be repeated.

Wer't not for justice they should go.
For all the devils within this den
Have more to do with two women
Than with all the charge we have be-
side:
[tried,
Therefore, if thou our friend wilt be
Apply thy pardons to women so
That us no more may come unto.
To do my best I promised by oath;
Which I have kept, for as the faith
goeth

At this day, to heaven I procure
Ten women to one man you may be

sure.

Then of Lucifer my leave I took,
And straight unto the master cook
I was had, into the kitchen,
For Margery's office was therein.
All things handled there discreetly,
For every soul beareth office meetly:
Which might be seen to see her sit
So busily turning of the spit.

*

*

*

* And ere the meat were half roasted indeed,

I took her then from the spit with speed.

But when she saw this brought to pass,
To tell the joy wherein she was,
And of all the devils for joy how they
Did roar at her delivery,
And how the chains in hell did ring,
And how the souls therein did sing,
And how we were brought to the gate,
And how we took our leave thereat,
Be sure lack of time suffereth not
To rehearse the twentieth part of that.
Wherefore this tale to conclude briefly,
This woman thanked me chiefly

That she was rid of this endless death,-
And so we parted on Newmarket heath.
And if any man do mind her,
Who list to seek her, there shall be

find her.

So ends the Pardoner's tale. It now comes to the Palmer's turn, who remarks that the most marvellous part of the adventure in hell is that women such shrews can be:' for, says he,

I have seen many a mile,
And many a woman in the while.
Not one good city, town, or borough
In Christendom, but I've been thorough,
And this I would ye should understand-
I have seen women five hundred thou-
sand,
{tarried;
And oft with them long time have
Yet in all places where I have been,

Of all the women that I have seen,

I never saw nor knew in my conscience Any one woman out of patience.

Poticary. By the mass, there is a great lie.

Pardoner. I never heard greater, by our Lady.

Pedlar. A greater! nay, knew ye any so great?

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