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'What will Sandie Macpherson think of this?' | a silver watch and chain given to him by and when I heard the criticisms, which cut his aunt on his birthday. His books were me up like a haggis right and left, I could like himself-clean, white and neat, with have borne every thing but the thought of how he would gloat over them down yonder in Scotland. I was somewhat consoled and a wee bit hopeful, when, some years afterward, I published my History of the Renaissance in Thuringia;' for the critics, knowing nothing of the subject, praised it to a man, and talked nonsense about my industry, my originality and my erudition. I cared nothing for the critics, but I said to myself, with a smile, 'That's one for Sandie Macpherson at last!'

no thumb-marks or dog's leaves to disfigure the pages. He wrote a beautiful hand, like copperplate, and in the writing class, as well as the rest, he was facile princeps. Well might he look with scorn on my slovenly dress, my books all thumbed and torn, and on my handwriting, which was ill to make out as heathen Greek. Well might he be held up to me as a shining light and an example. 'Tammas Ercildoune, go out and wash your face; when will ye learn to be tidy, like Alexander Macpherson?' Tammas, your books are a disgrace; do ye no' think shame when ye see the books of Alexander Macpherson ?'

"Perhaps you will be asking who Sandie Macpherson is, that I set such store by his opinion? Well, up to a few months ago you might have seen his name--Alexander' For shame, Tammas, for shame; do you Macpherson,' as it was given baptismallyover the door of a small grocer's store in the Gallowgate of Glasgow.

"Sandie and I were schoolfellows.

ever see Alexander Macpherson sucking black candy in the midst of school?' 'Tammas, your handwriting is abomination; Alexander, set him a copy yoursel', to show him how a lad should write.' These were cries ringing for ever in my ears. What wonder if I grew to look on Sandie as a superior being--to be gazed at with admiration and envy, to be imitated with awe and fear? It was just the same story when we went to college.

"We met there on our former footing; that is to say, he distinguished himself as usual, while I watched him from a respectful distance. Few words ever passed between us, for we had never been on speak

We first met in the Rev. Mr. Macindow's seminary, out beyond the Cowcaddens, and afterward we attended Mr. Parallel's mathematical and Dr. Skelpum's Latin classes, in the High-school. As I mind Sandie now, he was a wee, smug-mouthed, black aveezed laddie, with eyes like a hawk, and a stoop in the shoulders. From first to last he was ever at the top of the class. He carried away all the prizes at the Rev. Mr. Macindow's, and when he came to the High-school, among lads twice his size, he was dux" of the class. Such a memorying terms—either in or out of school. But as he had! It was wonderful, wonderful. the relationship between us was clearly unHe could repeat the whole Latin Delectus derstood. Sometimes, as he passed me on with his eyes shut, and he knew the whole the street, wearing grandly his red college of Euclid, when we were laboring over the gown and his college hat, while I crept 'Pons Asinorum.' Dr. Skelpum himself along with my gown on my arm, he would was afraid of him. As for me, where he give me a patronizing nod, that was all. was dux I was dunce. I had the 'taws' We began Greek together under Whiteland, nearly every day from the doctor, and ever and moral philosophy under old Dr. Plainand aye, while I writhed in my corner, I stanes. It was the old story. He was the could hear the cry. 'Alexander Macpherson. pet pupil of both professors. He drank in tell Tammas Ercildoune how to construe' learning like his mother's milk. From the this or that passage in the 'Metamorphoses.' first Greek to the second and third I followed Sometimes, just to shame us, he was put at him laboriously-as a clumsy fledgling fol the very bottom of the class, and then-lows the flight of some splendid eagle, whom Lord, to see him louping from place to it seeks to emulate in vain. place, like one running up a brae, and then standing flushed and triumphant, in his old place, at the very top!

"Sandie's father was a small tradesman in Glasgow, and you may be sure he was proud enough of his son. Sandie was ever spick and span, had the best of clothes, and

"After we left college, I lost sight of him for some years. I believe he might have received a bursary and gone to Oxford, but his father, proud as he was of his attainments, did not want to spoil him for a trade, and withdrew him before he had completed his course. I myself took to pupil-teaching,

having not yet decided to try my fortune in | literature.

"By the way, Ercildoune, I met an old school-fellow of yours in Glasgow.' “Ay, indeed?' I said, feeling the blood mount to my face in a moment.

"A man named Macpherson, a small tradesman, and a member of the local club which took me down. A prosy fellow and very sarcastic. He amused me very much by his reminiscences of your schooldays, and seemed greatly astonished that you had made any mark in the world.'

"I forced a laugh, but I felt hot and cold all over.

"Do you remember him?' proceeded Still." He remembers you wonderfully.'

"I'm not sure,' I returned with carelessness. 'I believe there was a lad by that name in the class with me, but I've almost forgotten him. It's-It's a long time ago!'

'But one day, fired by sudden enthusiasm, I wrote a long letter to The Glasgow Herald on some question of the day. It was printed next morning in all the glory of large type, and signed "Thomas Ercildoune." It was the proudest day of my life, but alas! it was destined to be overclouded. Toward afternoon I entered a coffee-shop, and saw, in the compartment next to me, his head buried in the paper, a human figure. The paper was The Herald, open at the page containing my letter. sat, blushing with all the pride of freshblown authorship. Presently the face looked up, and I saw, to my surprise, my old schoolfellow, Sandie Macpherson. Our eyes met, but his stony orbs gave no sign of recognition. Then he turned to the paper "Hypocrite that I was! Did John Still again, and smiled. Yes, he was reading my know that I was lying? He looked at me letter. It might astonish the public, but it for some moments with an amused smile, as could not impose upon him. There were if he were calling up some queer reminis Latin and Greek quotations in it, and frag-cence; and I-I could have brained him. ments of moral philosophy; how ashamed Some little time after that John Still and I I felt of them, as I saw them come under fell out. He wrote a criticism of Suckle's his baleful eye. He smiled again, placed History of Civilization,' and published it down the paper, paid his reckoning, and in the Radical Lambeth Review. I hanwalked out of the shop, without a word. Idled the same book next quarter in The went home a miserable man. I might put on grand airs before the public, but one man knew my measure, and that man was Sandie Macpherson.

"It was no use arguing with myself that the man was an idiot; that although he was glib at uptaking what was taught him, he had neither talent or originality. The memory of those early days haunted me like a shadow.

"I am not going to weary you-and myself -with a history of my literary struggles, till I conquered the book-taster, the magazine editor and the publisher, and became a recognized producer of the popular literary article. Years passed away. In the course of years I emigrated to London, on the invitation of John Still, the philosopher. Then I published my first book, and as I have told you, it was a failure. I retrieved myself by my second, which was about half as good, and not near so earnest as the first. I still had Glasgow and Sandie Macpherson in my mind when I failed or succeeded, but in course of time the impression grew dimmer and dimmer. It was one fine day that John Still, returning from the North, where he had been lecturing on some political subject, spoke to me as follows:

Caledonian, and turned Still's arguments inside out in no very complimentary fashion. Still was a sensitive man, and a while after that, he cut me dead in the street. We made it up afterward, but were never the same as before. Till the day of his death, I never gave him any explanation. I cared no more for Suckle or his arguments than for the fly on the wall! Suckle, indeed-the poor, silly, over-crammed Cockney gawk! The real cause of my attack on John Still was anger and irritation. Sandie MacPher son again was at the bottom of it all!

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A year or so after this I went down to Glasgow on business. By that time I had made a name for myself and my visit caused a stir in the city. I stayed with Sir Robert Mungo, the lord provost-a silly man, with a sniggering taste for philosophy. After a few days I grew weary of being lionized; for nearly every time there was a grand dinner, and I was bored to death with the admiration of daft folk of both sexes. One forenoon, as I was wandering about the streets, looking at the old houses and calling to mind the places I had known when a lad, I passed down the Gallowgate, and saw the name of 'Alexander Macpherson' over a small grocer's shop. Now I was in a

sympathetic mood that day; the contem plation of old scenes, and the thought of the kindness of my countrymen had touched my heart, and it melted suddenly at the name of my old school-fellow. Could it possibly be the same? Before I knew what I was doing I had entered the shop. Yes, I was right. There, standing behind the counter, was Sandie himself, older, grimmer, but neat and clean as usual. As Í entered in, he was measuring out a pound of moist sugar for a barefooted servant lassie in petticoat and a short gown. "Mr. Macpherson? I said, when he

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had done.

"He looked up, and our eyes met. I saw in a moment that he recognized me, but his face remained grim as granite, and his eye was cold as ice.

"That's my name,' he replied.

"I smiled, and prepared to hold out my hand

"I think we were old schoolmates together. My name is Ercildoune, Thomas Ercildoune. Do you remember me?'

"He looked at me from head to foot. His eyes rested on my old cloak, my broad-brimmed hat, and he nodded darkly, as he replied:

"I mind ye well enough. Can I serve ye with any thing?

"Nothing, thanks; only-I was passing, and I thought I should like to remind you of our old acquaintanceship.'

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As I spoke, Sandie proceeded leisurely with his business behind the counter-opened his till and looked into it; took down a piece of loaf sugar, and began breaking it into small portions. He gave a sort of grunt as I finished my address to him, and nodded again; then, after a pause, while I stood hesitating, he observed quietly, surveying me critically from head to foot:

"You're staying up in London, I hear?' "'Yes.'

"You're what they call a leeterary man,

noo?'

"Just so, I replied, smiling good-naturedly, but feeling rather ashamed.

"Atweel,' said Sandie, reflectively, as he swept up his pieces of sugar and put them into a large jar, Atweel, London's a big place, and they call it the centre of ceevilization; but'-here he shut the lid of the jar sharply-Mony things please the folk in London that wouldna gang doon in Glesgow!"

"What he meant I could hardly gather:

VOL. I.-W. H.

it was a mere general reflection, but I felt somehow that it had a personal application. A long pause ensued. I stood awkwardly waiting in front of the counter, but Sandie did not seem inclined for further conversation. At last, feeling rather uncomfortable, I determined to put an end to the interview. "Well, I'll wish you good morning,' I said moving to the shop door.

"Good morning," grunted Sandie, not raising his eyes from his desk and ledger, to which he had just gone.

"I walked out of the shop, indignant at the man's imperturbability. Glancing back from the pavement, I saw Sandie's face quietly regarding me over his ledgerand smiling-just as it had smiled when I saw him reading my first effort in literature. He was certainly quite irreconcilable.

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About this period of my career, as you may remember, I was particularly severe in my writings on the British Philistine, and on the sordid, self-conceited, money-grubbing secularity of the trading classes in this country. I denounced the hypocrisies of Sodom and the fleshpots of Gomorrah. The press took up my cry, and Philistinism had a bad time of it. Poor idiots, they thought that I had a grievance against society. Nothing of the kind. I was only trying to have my revenge on Sandie Mac pherson.

"For, wrestle as I might against him, the man had mastered me. Folk might compare me to John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness, they might say that I had come to preach honesty and independence, pure living and high thinking, to a rotten generation, but Sandie Macpherson knew better. Sandie saw through me. It was no use posing as a great thinker and teacher before him. I minded his words, Mony things please the folk in London that wouldna gang doon in Glesgow.' It was humiliating, to say the least of it. Much as I despised the fellow, his attitude of invincible stupidity was something Titanic. To the bedside of the heathen Emperor a slave used to come each morning, saying, 'Philip, remember you must die!' To my bedside for many a day came the spirit of Sandie, saying, Thomas Ercildoune, remember you're a poor creature;' and I know it!

"I thought to have my revenge on Sandie at last, the day they made me Lord Rector of the University of Glasgow.

"More proud and exultant than you can

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"'Indeed! and what did he say?" I said carelessly.

"Shall I give you the very words?" asked my friend, laughing merrily. Certainly.'

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"They're telling me,' he said, 'that Ercildoune has just written another book. Lord, Minister, surely the world has gone clean daft! What can folks see in such a silly sumph as yon?'

"So Sandie passed away," concluded the old philosopher," and now, whatever happens to me, I know that my career must be considered a failure, for the one dream of my existence, to make an impression on Sandie Macpherson, has been rendered impossible forever."

think, I went down to my natal city to de-
liver the rectorial address. I was an old
man by this time, and had a great name all
over the world. Such a reception as they
gave me! As I stood in the large hall, with
the Professors and citizens around me, the
students in their thousands cheering me,
fine ladies in the galleries smiling down
upon me, I felt that I had reached the
height of my ambition. I addressed them
like a man inspired. I spoke of my early
days, my struggles. my fondness for the
country of my birth, and I was in the
middle of a splendid peroration, when, all
of a sudden, I became conscious of a man's
face looking quietly up at me. One man's
face, in all that sea of faces! But I knew
it only too well-grim, cold, hard as granite,
yet with a kind of pitying smile upon it-
whose face could it be but the one I had
dreaded all my life? The words went out
of my head, and I ended feebly, sitting down
into my chair with a sigh of relief when I
had finished. *** The next day there
were columns in the papers, and in the
course of the long report something to this
effect: 'At this point of his discourse, al-
luding to his early days in this city, Mr.
Ercildoune was visibly affected. His emo-
tion was touching to witness, and he almost
broke down, but amidst the loud cheering
of his enormous audience he at last con-
cluded his magnificent address.' 'Visibly
affected,' indeed!—and 'touching emo-
tion!' They little knew that my speech I
was nearly ruined by the sinister influence
of Sandie Macpherson."

The great man paused, half amused, half angry, at the remembrance of his old experience. Reaching out his hand he took down a pipe from the mantlepiece, filled and lit it, and smoked for some minutes in silence, with his sad eyes fixed on the fire. I sat watching him reverently and wonderingly. At last he broke the silence:

I never saw Sandie again after that. "About a year ago, however, an old friend, a minister of the Kirk, coming on a visit from Glasgow, informed me that my former school-fellow, who was one of his congregation, had recently died. My friend had been with him frequently during his last illness. I asked, not without anxiety, if the poor fellow had still remembered me? "My friend smiled.

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Ŏh, yes, he remembered you well,' he replied, and only a few days before his death he spoke about you.'

ROBERT BUCHANAN, b. 1841.

A BENEDICT CANTICLE.
Of all the insidious
Temptations invidious,

Contrived by the devil for pulling men down,
There's none more delusive,

Seductive, abusive,

Than the snare to a man with a wife out of

town.

He feels such a delightfulness,
Stay-out-all-night-fulness,
Shall-I-get-tight ?-fulness-

own it with pain!—

A bachelor rakishness,
What-will-you-take?-ishness,
Next-day's-headache-ishness,
None can explain!

'Tis

His wife may be beautiful,
Tender and dutiful-

not that her absence should cause him
delight:

But the cursed opportunity,

Baleful immunity,

Scatters his scruples as day scatters night.

To

He feels whiskey-and-water-ful,

Rapine-and-slaughter-ful,
Nothing-he-ought-to-ful,
his toes' ends;

So bachelor-rally-some,
Quite corps-de-ballet-some,
Make-stories-talley-some

With wicked friends.

-Life.

THE COMET.

LAST year, before the carnival fêtes, a report came to Hunebourg that the world was coming to an end. It was Doctor Zacharias Piper, of Colmar, who first spread this disagreeable news; he read it in the Lame Messenger, in the Perfect Christian, and in fifty other almanacs.

Zacharias Piper had calculated that a comet would descend from heaven on Shrove Tuesday, that it would have a tail thirty-five millions of leagues long, formed of boiling water, which would pass over the earth, so that the snows on the highest mountains would be melted, the trees dried up, and the people consumed.

It is true that an honest savant of Paris, named Popinot, wrote, a little later, that the comet would come without doubt, but that its tail would be composed of such light vapors that no one would feel the least inconvenience; that each one might attend quietly to his business; that he would be answerable for the truth. This assurance calmed all terrors.

Unfortunately, we have at Hunebourg an old wool-spinner, named Maria Finck, living in Three Pots Lane. She is a little old woman, white haired, all wrinkled, whom people go to consult in all the delicate circumstances of life. She lives in a low room, whose ceiling is ornamented with painted eggs, little bands of rose and blue, gilded nuts, and a thousand other curious things. She dresses herself in antique furbelows, and lives on buns, which gives her great authority in the country.

Maria Finck, instead of approving the opinion of good, honest M. Popinot, declared for Zacharias Piper, saying:

"Convert yourselves and pray; repent of your sins, and make your peace with the Church; for the end is near, the end is near!"

At the end of her room you see a representation of hell, where the people are going down by way of a road strewn with roses. No one mistrusts to what place this road is leading; they go dancing, some with a bottle in their hands, others with a ham, others with strings of sausages. A fiddler, his hat trimmed with ribbons, is playing on the fiddle to make their travels gay; several embrace their gossips, and all these unfortunates are approaching with

carelessness a chimney full of flames, where the foremost of them are already falling, with their arms extended and their legs in the air.

Just imagine the reflections of all reasonable beings on seeing this representation. We are not so virtuous that each one of us has not a certain number of sins on his conscience, and no one can flatter himself that he will sit down immediately at the right of the Lord. No, it would be very presumptuous to dare to imagine that things are going like that; it would be the mark of a pride much to be condemned. So most people said:

"We will not make any carnival, we will pass Shrove Tuesday in acts of contrition." Never was anything seen like it. The adjutant and the captain of the place, as well as the sub-officers of the Third Company of the th garrison at Hunebourg, were really in despair. All the preparations for the fête, the great town hall which they had decorated with moss and trophies of arms, the stage which they had raised for the orchestra, the beer, the kirschwasser, the bischofs which they had ordered for the buvette, in short, all the refreshments were going to be pure loss, because the young girls of the city wouldn't hear any thing more said about the dance.

"I am not wicked," said Sergeant Duchêne, "but if I had hold of your Zacharias Piper, he would be lodged roughly."

The most disappointed of all were Daniel Spitz, the secretary of the mayoralty; Jérôme Bertha, the post-master's son; the tax-collector Dujardin, and myself. Eight days before we had made the voyage to Strasbourg to get costumes for ourselves. Uncle Toby had even given me fifty francs out of his own pocket, so that nothing should be wanting. I had chosen mine at M'lle Dardenai's under the little arcades, a Pierrot's costume. It is a sort of a shirt with large folds and long sleeves, trimmed with buttons in the form of onions, as large as the fist, which you toss from the chin to the thighs. You cover your head with a black cap, whiten the face with flour, and, provided you have a long nose, the cheeks hollowed and the eyes well shaded, it is admirable.

Dujardin, on account of his large paunch, had taken a Turk's costume embroidered on all the seams; Spitz had a Punch's coat, made of a thousand pieces of red, green, and yellow, a hump before, another behind,

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