Wit and Humor of the Age: Comprising Wit, Humor, Pathos, Ridicule, Satires, Dialects, PunsStar Publishing Company, 1883 - 766 עמודים |
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עמוד 14
... asked Bill where he had been he puckered up his mouth and replied : " I - I - I've been down to M - M - Madison , the c - capital . " " What have you been down to the capital for , Mr. Sanders ? " I asked . " I - I - I've been down to ...
... asked Bill where he had been he puckered up his mouth and replied : " I - I - I've been down to M - M - Madison , the c - capital . " " What have you been down to the capital for , Mr. Sanders ? " I asked . " I - I - I've been down to ...
עמוד 48
... asked me to marry them , and again I declined . Then they cried , O crue nan ! this is too much , -oh ! too much ! ' M. Quad's Deaf Woman . A deaf old lady walked into a Main street store , recently , and asked for ten cents ' worth of ...
... asked me to marry them , and again I declined . Then they cried , O crue nan ! this is too much , -oh ! too much ! ' M. Quad's Deaf Woman . A deaf old lady walked into a Main street store , recently , and asked for ten cents ' worth of ...
עמוד 78
... asked . It looked like an inverted funnel . It was 1,000 feet high . " I don't know , " said Maronette . She was right . She didn't . BOOK IX . Lippiatt soon landed . He took the maelstrom on his shoul ders . Then he went to the gloomy ...
... asked . It looked like an inverted funnel . It was 1,000 feet high . " I don't know , " said Maronette . She was right . She didn't . BOOK IX . Lippiatt soon landed . He took the maelstrom on his shoul ders . Then he went to the gloomy ...
עמוד 81
... asked the Yankee farmer whose hogs were very poor how he kept them from crawling through the knot holes in the pen , he answered : " I tie knots in their tails . " That was pure wit- pure exaggeration . There was a strange mixture of ...
... asked the Yankee farmer whose hogs were very poor how he kept them from crawling through the knot holes in the pen , he answered : " I tie knots in their tails . " That was pure wit- pure exaggeration . There was a strange mixture of ...
עמוד 82
... asked . " Of course I will - a big lump . " He waited until she began pouring from the bottle , and then asked : " And you'll give me ten cents , too ? " " Yes , of course . " " And you'll buy me a shoo - fly kite ? " he went on ...
... asked . " Of course I will - a big lump . " He waited until she began pouring from the bottle , and then asked : " And you'll give me ten cents , too ? " " Yes , of course . " " And you'll buy me a shoo - fly kite ? " he went on ...
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ain't Annabel Lee answered Antisthenes Aristippus asked baby beautiful Ben Butler Bill Bill Nye called cents church clergyman conductor court Daniel Drew dead dear doctor dollars Douglas Jerrold Eli Perkins exclaimed eyes face father fellah fellow fire fool gentleman George Peck girl give hand head hear heard heart honor horse humor Irish Irishman Josh Billings judge jury killed kiss kitchee knew kurnel laugh laughter lawyer little boy live look Macbeth mamma Mark Twain married Melissy Miss morning mother mouth mule never nigger night once poor pretty remarked replied Rufus Choate Spoopendyke story street sweet syllogism talk tell thing thought told took turned Uncle walked whisky wife window witness woman York young lady
קטעים בולטים
עמוד 146 - It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee ; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me.
עמוד 11 - The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar.
עמוד 146 - The angels, not half so happy in Heaven, Went envying her and me Yes! that was the reason (as all men know. In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night. Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.
עמוד 27 - In the scene that ensued I did not take a hand ; But the floor it was strewed Like the leaves on the strand With the cards that Ah Sin had been hiding, In the game
עמוד 247 - Lee : For the moon never beams, without bringing me dreams Of the beautiful Annabel Lee, And the stars never rise, but I feel the bright eyes Of the beautiful Annabel Lee...
עמוד 137 - TREAD softly! bow the head — In reverent silence bow ! No passing bell doth toll; Yet an immortal soul Is passing now. Stranger, however great, With lowly reverence bow! There's one in that poor shed — One by that paltry bed — Greater than thou.
עמוד 697 - An' peeked in thru' the winder, An' there sot Huldy all alone, 'ith no one nigh to hender. A fireplace filled the room's one side With half a cord o' wood in — There warn't no stoves (tell comfort died) To bake ye to a puddin'.
עמוד 697 - em, danced 'em, druv 'em, Fust this one, an' then thet, by spells— All is, he couldn't love 'em. But long o' her his veins 'ould run All crinkly like curled maple, The side she breshed felt full o' sun Ez a south slope in Ap'il.
עמוד 27 - It was August the third, And quite soft was the skies; Which it might be inferred That Ah Sin was likewise; Yet he played it that day upon William And me in a way I despise. Which we had a small game, And Ah Sin took a hand; It was euchre — the same He did not understand ; But he smiled as he sat by the table With the smile that was childlike and bland.
עמוד 731 - Little Nanny Etticoat, In a white petticoat, And a red nose; The longer she stands, The shorter she grows.