Laughs, Hoots and GigglesSterling Publishing Company, 2007 - 416 עמודים Riddles, knock-knocks, put-downs, jokes, gags, and groaners: this collection’s a grab bag of humor to make kids hoot and holler! Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig? Because he is a squealer. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er” to short and it becomes "shorter.” Where do pilots keep their personal things? In air pockets. From modern nursery rhymes to kooks and spooks, from "hey, waiter!” to exercising with dumbbells, there’s plenty of belly laughs here to enjoy and share with friends. |
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WarmUps | 11 |
Winners Losers | 26 |
World Records | 40 |
Riddles for Thinkers | 49 |
Thats Ridiculous | 64 |
Trick or Treat | 71 |
Hyde Sick | 80 |
Plain Crazy | 87 |
Crazies | 241 |
Monkey Business | 249 |
Oldies but Goodies | 258 |
Unfriendly Advice | 265 |
RibTicklers | 284 |
Worse Verse | 299 |
Sad Stories | 301 |
Famous Limericks | 307 |
Mad Manners | 95 |
Knockknocks AZ | 103 |
PutDowns | 191 |
Here Comes Trouble | 193 |
Things Could Be Worse | 197 |
All Right Lets Hear It | 201 |
Happy Valentines Day | 205 |
Tooth Consequences | 209 |
Karate Chops | 213 |
Hey Waiter | 216 |
Exercising with Dumbbells | 222 |
Im Speechless | 225 |
Jokes | 229 |
Quickies | 231 |
Help | 314 |
Moans Groans | 318 |
Modern Nursery Rhymes | 325 |
Dont Spit on the Floor | 329 |
Glub Glub Glub | 334 |
Be Kind to the Moose | 341 |
Best of the West | 351 |
Dont Feed the Robots | 367 |
Zany Experiments | 375 |
Aagh 393 | |
Things That Go Bump in the Night 402 | |
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מונחים וביטויים נפוצים
animal answer asked baby banana Bear bird bite can't catch comes cream cross CUSTOMER DOCTOR dollars door duck ears elephant feel feet fish five ghost girl give gorilla hand happened head hear heard horse it's jelly beans joke JUNIOR keep kind Knock-knock knocked laugh leave legs letters live look MAD DOCTOR Mad Scientist mean mind monster morning MOTHER mouth mummy never night once PATIENT person play rabbit replied road robots sick Sign soup stop tail talking TEACHER tell there's thing thought told tree vampire WAITER walk watch wear What's What's the best What's the difference Who's window witch woman write you're young lady