HUSBAND AND WIFE. H.OH. Be full you fenfelefs calf 1 H! with what woes am I oppreft! What if the gods should make you blest ? THE INCURABLE. PHILLIS, you boaft of perfect health in vain, That with a frequent fever Cloe burns, I tell thee 'tis incurable-'tis age. THE INSATIABLE PRIEST. UKE Preachill admires what we laymen can mean, are He has but three livings and would be a dean; II. To fupprefs all his carnal defires in their birth, [earth, And to take off his thoughts from the things of this He can be content with two thousand a-year. WHEN DOCTORS DIFFER. WHEN Willis of Ephraim heard Rocheftert preach, Thus Bentley faid to him, I pr'ythee dear brother, * Bishop of Gloucefter. Atterbury, Bishop of Rochester, Sz How lik'st thou this fermon? 'tis out of my reach. PONTIUS AND PONTIA. PONTIUS (who loves, you know, a joke Much better than he loves his life) Chanc'd th' other morning to provoke II. Talking of you, faid he, my dear, Her own! moft certain, th' other faid; IV. Pontia (that civil prudent the, Who values wit much less than sense, And never darts a repartee But purely in her own defence) V. Reply'd, Thefe friends of your's, my dear, Are giv'n extremely much to fatire; But pr'ythee, husband, let one hear VI. Now I have one unlucky thought That would have fpoil'd your friend's conceit; Pray bring your brother-wits to fee't. CAUTIOUS ALICE. So good a wife doth Liffy make That from all company she flieth ; 12 16 20 24 4 Such virtuous courfes doth she take She with his brethren only lieth. SA TRUTH TOLD AT LAST. AYS Pontius in rage, contradicting his wife, You never yet told me one truth in your life. Vext Pontia no way could this thesis allow, You're a cuckold, fays fhe; do I tell you truth now? 4 ΑΙΝ TO DUKE DE NOAILLES. VAIN the concern which you express, That uncall'd Alard will poffefs Your house and coach both day and night, With fifteen thousand pounds a year, ON A FART, LET IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. EADER, I was born, and cry'd ; Like Julius Cæfar's was my death, 5 10 15 FROM THE GREEK. REAT Bacchus, born in thunder and in fire, GREAT Nourish'd near fhady rills and cooling ftreams, CARMEN SECULARE. TO THE KING. Afpice, venturo lætentur ut omnia fæc'lo: THY HY elder look, great Janus, caft Into the long records of ages paft; Review the years in faireft action drest With noted white, fuperior the reft; Æras deriv'd, and chronicles begun Virg. Ecl.L From Empires founded, and from battles won: 5 10 15 Their laws, their toils, their arms, with his compare; Confefs the various attributes of Fame Collected and complete in William's name ; To all the lift'ning world relate (As thou doft his story read) That nothing went before so great, And nothing greater can fucceed. II. Thy native Latium was thy darling care, The boldelt virtues that have govern'd earth From dawning childhood to establish'd age, 20 |