NELL AND JOHN. HEN Nell, given o'er by the doctor, was dying, W And John at the chimney stood decently crying; 'Tis in vain, said the woman, to make such ado, For to our long home we must all of us go! True, Nell, replied John; but, what yet is the worst For us that remain, the best always go first: Remember, dear wife, that I said so last year, When you lost your white heifer, and I my brown mare! BIBO AND CHARON. ZHEN Bibo thought fit from the world to retreat, As full of champagne as an egg's full He wak'd in the boat; and to Charon he said, GABRIEL AND HIS WIVES. DEATH! how thou spoil'st the best projects of life! Said Gabriel, who still, as he buried one wife, For the sake of her family, married her cousin ; And thus, in an honest collateral line, He still married on till his number was nine, FATAL LOVE. OOR Hal caught his death standing under a spout, Expecting till midnight, when Nan would come out, But fatal his patience, as cruel the dame, And curs'd was the weather that quench'd the man's flame. Whoe'er thou art, that read'st these moral lines, Make love at home, and go to bed betimes. A SAILOR'S WIFE. UOTH Richard in jest, looking wistly at Nelly, Methinks, child, you seem something round in the belly! Nell answer'd him snappishly, How can that be, When my husband has been more than two years at sea? Thy husband! quoth Dick: why, that matter was carried Most secretly, Nell; I ne'er thought thou wert married. ON A FART, LET IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. EADER, I was born and cried; The noble Romulus and I: And when I died, like Flora fair, THE MODERN SAINT. ER time with equal prudence Silvia shares, First writes a billet-doux, then says Her mass and toilet; vespers and the play; Loose without bawd, and pious without zeal, THE PARALLEL. ROMETHEUS, forming Mr. Day, Alone has power to form a soul, His hand is evident in Harry. Since one is but a moving clod, T'other the lively form of God; TO A YOUNG LADY, WHO WAS FOND OF FORTUNE-TELLING. OU, madam, may with safety go, For at your birth kind planets reign'd, Such charms as yours are only given But, such is my uncertain state, years to come; This secret then I dare not know, 10 20 |