No secrets else, that mortals learn, No human force, or art, could bear This secret then I dare not know, It must procced from you alone. THE MODERN SAINT. HER time with equal prudence Silvia shares, A GREEK EPIGRAM. IMITATED. WHEN hungry wolves had trespass'd on the fold, And the robb'd shepherd his sad story told; "Call in Alcides," said a crafty priest; "Give him one half, and he'll secure the rest.” "No!" said the shepherd, "if the Fates decree, By ravaging my flock, to ruin me, To their commands I willingly resign, Power is their character, and patience mine; Though, troth! to me there seems but little odds, Who prove the greatest robbers, wolves or gods!" CUPID TURNED PLOUGHMAN. The gracious knight full well does weet, Ten farthings ne'er will do To keep a man each day in meat: Some bread to meat is due. A Rechabite poor Will must live, Or mortal soul regale. Spare diet, and spring-water clear, Who diets thus need never fear A fever in the blood. But pass-The Asculapian crew, Could Yorkshire-tyke but do the same, His goodness stands confest. At his fam'd gate stood Charity, Dwelt there both night and day. Truth must Will's voucher be: Truth never yet went in disguise, For naked still is she. There is but one, but one alone, Can set the pilgrim free, And make him cease to pine and moan; O Frankland! it is thee. O! save him from a dreary way; At Coxwould he must die. Oh! let him in thy ball but stand, Duteous to what thou may'st command; FROM MOSCHUS. His lamp, his bow, and quiver, laid aside, "Lay by your hail, your hurtful storms restrain, And, as I bid you, let it shine or rain; Else you again beneath my yoke shall bow, PONTIUS AND PONTIA. PONTIUS (who loves, you know, a joke, 'Her own! most certain,' t'other said; For Nan, who knows the thing, will tell ye, The hair was bought, the money paid, And the receipt was sign'd Ducailly." Pontia (that civil prudent she, Who values wit much less than sense, And never darts a repartee, But purely in her own defence) That would have spoil'd your friend's conceit: VENUS'S ADVICE TO THE MUSES. THUS to the Muses spoke the Cyprian Dame; The Muses answer'd, "Venus, we deride CUPID TURNED STROLLER. FROM ANACREON. Ar dead of night, when stars appear, "Who's there!" says I, "who knocks so late, your Disturbs my dreams, and breaks my rest?" "O fear not me, a harmless guest," He said, "but open, open, pray! A foolish child, I've lost my way, And wandering here this moon-light night, All wet and cold, and wanting light." With due regard his voice I heard, Then rose, a ready lamp prepar'd, And saw a naked boy below, With wings, a quiver, and a bow; In haste I ran, unlock'd my gate, Said, "Dearest friend, this bow you see, Kind host, adieu! we now must part; Safe is my bow, but sick thy heart!" TO A POET OF QUALITY, PRAISING THE LADY HINCHINBROKE. Or thy judicious Muse's sense, She looks, henceforth, upon as dowdies. Yet she to one must still submit, To dear mamma must pay her duty: She wonders, praising Wilmot's wit, Thou should'st forget his daughter's beauty. THE PEDANT. LYSANDER talks extremely well; His tropes and figures will content ye: Full fourteen hours in four-and-twenty. CAUTIOUS ALICE. So good a wife doth Lissy make, That from all company she flieth; Such virtuous courses doth she take, That she all evil tongues defieth; And, for her dearest spouse's sake, She with his brethren only lieth. THE INCURABLE. PHILLIS, you boast of perfect health in vain, VOL. X. LET others from the town retire, More beauteous than in flowery field; To this each crystal stream must yield. Compar'd to them, the Sun is dark. Grows a fair plant, bears flowers and fruit. The common parent of mankind, I cannot from the bait abstain, CHASTE FLORIMEL. "No-I'll endure ten thousand deaths, Oh, sir! no man on Earth that breathes, "Oh! take your sword, and pierce my heart, In broken dying accents said. R "And, hark ye, madam !" cry'd the bawd; "None of your flights, your high-rope dodging; Be civil here, or march abroad; Oblige the squire, or quit the lodging." If by her friend she is betray'd? Dear sir, and make me yours for ever." UPON HONOUR. A FRAGMENT. HONOUR, I say, or honest fame, I mean the substance, not the name; BURYING THE DUKE of BUCKINGHAM, 1720. "I HAVE no hopes," the duke he says, and dies; "In sure and certain hopes," the prelate cries; Of these two learned peers I pr'ythee, say, man, Who is the lying knave, the priest, or layman? The duke he stands an infidel confest, "He's our dear brother" quoth the lordly priest. The duke, though knave, still "brother dear," he cries; And who can say the reverend prelate lies? THE OLD GENTRY. Kingsale! eight hundred years have roll'd The man who by his labour gets His bread, in independent state, Who never begs, and seldom eats, Himself can fix or change his fate. But yet till then it never did appear, THE INSATIABLE PRIEST. LUKE Preachill admires what we laymen can mean, That thus by our profit and pleasure are sway'd: He has but three livings, and would be a dean; CUPID'S PROMISE, A FRENCH SONG PARAPHRASED. His wife dy'd this year, he has marry'd his maid SOFT Cupid, wanton, amorous boy, To suppress all his carnal desires in their birth, near: And, to take off his thoughts from the things of this Earth, He can be content with two thousand a year. "Now how shall I do with my love and my pride, Dear Dick', give me counsel, if friendship has [reply'd, any;" "Pry'thee purge, or let blood!" surly Richard "And forget the coquette in the arms of your Nanny'." While I pleaded with passion how much I deserv'd, For the pains and the torments of more than a year: She look'd in an almanack, whence she observ'd, In a long flaxen wig, and embroider'd new coat, The other day mov'd with my lyre, In flattering accents spoke his joy, And utter'd thus his fond desire. "Oh! raise thy voice! one song I ask ; Touch then thy harmonious string: To Thyrsis easy is the task, Who can so sweetly play and sing. "Two kisses from my mother dear, Thyrsis, thy due reward shall be; None, none, like beauty's queen is fair, Paris has vouch'd this truth for me. I straight reply'd, "Thou know'st alone That brightest Chloe rules my breast: I'll sing thee two instead of one, If thou'lt be kind, and make me blest. "One kiss from Chloe's lips, no more, I crave:" he promis'd me success ; I play'd with all my skill and power, My glowing passion to express. But, oh! my Chloe, beauteous maid! Wilt thou the wish'd reward bestow? Wilt thou make good what Love has said, And, by thy grant, his power show? TO THE EARL OF OXFORD. WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN LADY OXFORD'S STUDY, 1717. PEN, ink, and wax, and paper, send UPON PLAYING AT OMBRE I Now that Fortune long has wanted sight, "Mr. Shelton. 1 Mrs. Durham. A LETTER TO THE HONOURABLE LADY MARGARET CAVENDISH My noble, lovely, little Peggy, |