Where hot and cold, and dry and wet, 160 165 170 175 180. My head! quoth Dick, to ferve your whim! Spare that, and take fome other limb. Sir, in your nice affairs of fyftem, Wife men propofe; but fools affist 'em.. : Says Matthew Richard, keep thy head,. And hold thy peace; and I'll proceed.. 185 Proceed! Proceed! quoth Dick: Sir, I aver, I fay, whatever you maintain Of Alma in the heart or brain; From hence the fends out thofe fupplies, blood And, if you would improve your thought, That great Achilles might employ 190 195 200 205 210. 215 Effe Effeminate he fat, and quiet : Strange product of a cheese-cake diet! fair play, Now give my argument From breakfast reads till twelve o'clock, He pays To coufin Alice and uncle John; At ten from coffee-houfe or play But, give him port and potent fack, 220 225 230 So through the ftreet at midnight fcowers, Breaks watchmen's heads, and chairmen's glaffes, And thence proceeds to nicking fashes ; Till, by fome tougher hand o'ercome, 235 And first knock'd down, and then led home, Upon the ftrength of water-gruel? But who fhall ftand his rage and force, 245 And, And, if I take Dan Congreve right, Chicane avoid, retire, and faint. Hunger and thirft, or guns and fwords, As in a watch's fine machine, From that which fimply points the hour. 250 255 260 (Quare would not fwear, but Quare would fay) However more reduc'd and plain, 265 The watch would ftill a watch remain : But, if the horal orbit ceases, The whole ftands ftill, or breaks to pieces; Is now no longer what it was; And you may e'en go fell the cafe. So, if unprejudic'd you scan The goings of this clock-work, man, By fine devices in his head; 270 But 'tis the ftomach's folid ftroke 275 That tells his being, what 's o' clock. If you take off this rhetoric trigger, He talks no more in mode and figure; Or, clog his mathematic-wheel, His buildings fall, his fhip ftands ftill; 280 Yet, if these finer whims were gone, Your clock, though plain, would still go on, 285 But fpoil the engine of digeftion; And you entirely change the question. Now make your Alma come or go From leg to hand, from top to toe, Your fyftem, without my addition, 290 So Harlequin extoll'd his horse, 295 Fit for the war, or road, or courfe ; His mouth was foft; his eye was good; His foot was fure as ever trod : One fault he had (a fault indeed!); And what was that? the horse was dead. 300 Dick, from thefe inftances and fetches, Thou mak'ft of horfes, clocks, and watches, Quoth Mat, to me thou feem'ft to mean, That Alma is a mere machine: That, telling others what's o' clock, 305 She knows not what herself has ftruck; But |