Forbear, forbear, thy vain amufements cease, Thy woodcocks from their gins awhile release; 165 And to that dire misfortune liften well, Which thou fhould't fear to know, or I to tell. Tis true, thou ever waft efteem'd by me The great Alcides of our company. When we with noble fcorn refolv d to eafe 170 And to our wealthier patients left the care Be what thou fhould'ft by thinking what thou waft: The faculty of Warwick-lane defign, If not to ftorm, at least to undermine. Their gates each day ten thousand night-caps croud, And mortars utter their attempts aloud. 181 190 195 Then let crabs-eyes with pearl for virtue try, 200 Whilft we must fteer our conduct by these rules, To cheat as tradefmen, or to starve as fools. 205 At this fam'd Horofcope turn'd pale, and ftraight Officious Squirt* in hafte forfook his shop, Ver. 202. VARIATION S. Whilft we, at our expenfe, muft persevere, And for another world, be ruin'd here. * Dr. Barnard's man. 215 15 Of what fhrill Colon faid the day before. 20 25 30 Mankind one day ferene and free appear; The next, they're cloudy, fullen, and fevere: New pathons new opinions ftill excite; And what they like at noon they leave at night. They gain with labour what they quit with eafe; 35 And health, for want of change, becomes difeafe. Religion's bright authority they dare, And yet are flaves to fuperftitious fear. They counfel others, but themselves deceive; And though they're cozen'd ftill, they ftill believe. 40 So falfe their cenfure, fickle their efteem, This hour they worship, and the next blafpheme. Shall I then, who with penetrating fight Infpect the springs that guide cach appetite; Who with unfathom'd fearches hourly pierce 45 The dark receffes of the universe; In gilded palaces thy prowefs reigns, But flies the humble fheds of cottage fwains. To you fuch might and energy belong 105 5c You nip the blooming, and unnerve the ftrong. The purple conqueror in chains you bind, And are to us your vaffals only kind. Be aw'd, if puny emmets would opprefs; Drums, trumpets, haut boys, wake the lumbering pair, Whilft bridegroom fighs, and think s the bride lefs fair; Light's chearful fmiles o'er th' azure wafte are fpread ; And Mifs from inns of courts bolts out unpaid; 60. 65 70 80 My kind compaflion in this dire affair, Which is more light, fince you affume a share; Fly with what hafte you us'd to do of old, When clyfter was in danger to be cold; With expedition on the beadle call, To fummon all the company to the hall. Away the friendly coadjutor flies, Swift as from phial fteams of harts-horn rife. The Magus in the interim mumbles o'er Vile terms of art to fome infernal power, And draws myfterious circles on the floor. But from the gloomy vault no glaring fpright Afcends, to blaft the tender bloom of light. No myftic founds from hell's detefted womb In dufky exhalation's upwards come. And now to raise an altar he decrees, To that devouring harpy call d Disease: Then flowers in canifters he haftes to bring, The wither'd product of a blighted fpring; With cold folanum from the Pontic fhore, The roots of mandrake and black hellebore; The griper fenna, and the puker rue, The fweetener faffafras, are added too; And on the ftructure next he heaps a load Of fulphur, turpentine, and maftic wood; Gums, foflils too, the pyramids increas'd; A mummy next, once monarch of the east; Then from the compter he takes down the file, And with prefcriptions lights the folemn pile. 85 Feebly the flames on clumfy wings afpire, 95 And fmothering fogs of fmoke benight the fire. With forrow he beheld the fad portent, Then to the hag thefe orifons he fent : Difeafe! thou ever molt propitious power, Whofe kind indulgence we difcern each hour! Ico Thou well canft boast thy numerous pedigree, Begot by floth, maintain'd by luxury. 115 If, in return, all diligence we pay To fix your empire, and confirm your fway, 11 Far as the weekly-bills can reach around, From Kent-ftreet end, to fam'd St. Giles's Pound; Behold this poor libation with a smile, And let aufpicious light break through the pile. He spoke; and on the pyramid he laid Bay-leaves and vipers-hearts, and thus he said: As these confume in this myfterious fire, So let the curs'd Difpenfary expire! And as thofe crackle in the flames, and die, So let its veffels burft, and glaffes fly! But a finiiter cricket ftraight was heard; The altar fell, the offering difappear'd. As the fam'd wight the omen did regret, Squirt brought the news the company was met. Nigh where Flect-ditch defcends in fable ftreams, 120 126 To wash his footy Naiads in the Thames; 140 Soon as each member in his rank was lac'd, The affembly Diafenna thus addrefs'd: My kind confederates, if my poor intent, As 'tis fincere, has been but prevalent, We here had met on fome more fafe defign, 145 And on no other bufinefs but to dine; The Faculty had ftill maintain'd their fway, And intereft then had bid us but obey; This only emulation we had known, Who beft could fill his purie, and thin the town. 150 But now from gathering clouds deftruction pours, Which ruins with mad rage our halcyon hours: Mills from black jealoufies the tempeft form, Whilst late divifions reinforce the form. Know, when thefe feuds, like thofe at law, were paft, 156 160 The winners will be lofers at the la. Gilforp, an arothecary. When patients chofe to die with better will, 165 But now no influencing art remains, For now late jars our practices detect, And mines, when once difcover'd, lofe effect. 195 Sour ferments on his fhining furface fwim, Thus he-Thou fcandal of great Pæan's art, Ver. 182. VARIATION S. But now late jars our practices detect, • Dare, an apothecary. † A celebrated undertaker of funerals. VOL. IV. To die, is landing on fome filent fhore, It cafes lovers, fets the captive free; 230 Sound but to arms, the foe fhall foon confefs Our force increafes, as our funds grow lefs; 235 And what requir'd fuch induftry to raise, We'll fcatter into nothing as we pleafe. Thus they'll acknowledge, to annihilate Shews no lefs wondrous power than to create. We'll raife our numerous cohorts, and oppofe 240 The feeble forces of our pigmy foes; Legions of quacks fhall join us on the place, From great Kirleus down to doctor Cafe. Though fuch vile rubbish fink, yet we fhall rife; Directors ftill fecure the greatest prize. Such poor fupports ferve only like a flay; he tree once fix'd, its reft is torn away. So patriots, in time of peace and ease, Forget the fury of the late disease: On dangers paft ferenely think no more, And curfe the hand that heal'd the wound before. Arm therefore, gallant friends, 'tis honour's call; Or let us boldly fight, or bravely fall! pretence; 245 250 260 To this the feflion feem'd to give confent, Much lik'd the war, but dreaded much th' event. At length, the growing difference to compofe, 256 Two brothers, nam'd Afcarides, arofe. Both had the volubility of tongue, In meaning faint, but in opinion ftrong. To fpeak they both affum'd a like The elder gain'd his juft pre-eminence. Thus he 'Tis true, when privilege and right Are once invaded, honour bids us fight. But ere we once engage in honour's caufe, First know what honour is, and whence it was. 265 Scorn'd by the bafe, 'tis courted by the brave, The hero's tyrant, and the coward's flave; Born in the noify camp, it lives on air, And both exifts by hope and by dApair; *The Pearces, apothecaries. C Angry whene'er a moment's cafe we gain, 270 There triumphs a physician of renown, Reft, health, and cafe, for nothing but a name. 275 Then let us, to the field before we move, Know, if the gods our enterprize approve. Suppofe th' unthinking Faculty unveil What we, through wifer conduct, would conccal: Is't reafon we should quarrel with the glafs 280 When good, our envy; and when bad, neglect: 295 300 Then, fince no veneration is allow'd, Or to the real, or th' appearing good; The project that we vainly apprehend Muft, as it blindly rofe, as vilely end. Some members of the Faculty there are, Who intereft prudently to oaths prefer. Our friendship with feign'd airs they poorly court, And boat, their politics are our support: Them we'll confult about this enterprize, And boldly execute what they advise. But from below, while fuch resolves they took, Some Arum Fulminans the fabric fhook. The champions, daunted at the crack, retreat, Regard their fafety, and their rage forget. 305 So when at Bathos earth's big offspring ftrove To fcale the fkies, and wage a war with Jove; Soon as the afs of old Silenus bray'd, The trembling rebels in confufion fed. Long has this darling quarter of the town, For lewdness, wit, and gallantry, been known. All forts meet here, of whatfoe'er degree, To blend and juftle into harmony. IQ 15 20 25. The critics each adventurous author fcan, 30 40 The trading tribe oft' thither throng to dine, And want of elbow-room fupply in wine. Cloy'd with variety, they furfeit there, Whilft the wan patients on thin gruel fare. "Twas here the champions of the party met, Of their heroic enterprife to treat. Each hero a tremendous air put on, And ftern Mirmillo in these words begun : 45 'Tis with concern, my friends, I meet you here; No grievance you can know, but I must share. 'Tis plain, my intereft you've advanc'd fo long, Each fee, though I was niute, would find a tongue. And, in return, though I have ftrove to rend 50 Thofe ftatutes, which on oath I fhouid defend; Such arts are trifles to a generous mind: Great fervices, as great returns fhould find. And you'll perceive, this hand, when glory calls Can brandifh arms as well as urinals. 55 Oxford and all her paffing-bells can tell, By this right-arm what mighty numbers fell. Whilft others meanly afk'd whole months to flay, I oft' difpatch'd the patient in a day: With pen in hand I push'd to that degree, I fcarce had left a wretch to give a fee. Some fell by laudanum, and fome by steel, 5And death in ambufn lay in every pill. 60 For, fave or flay, this privilege we claim, * Dr. Gibbons. He faid; and feal'd the engagement with a kifs, 80 85 Has fomething killing in it, like your art; 95 100 No trophies you had left for Greeks to raife; 91 Their ten years toil, you'd finish in ten days. Fate fimiles on your attempts; and, when you lift, In vain the cowards fly, or brave resist. Then let us arm, we need not fear fuccefs; No labours are too hard for Hercules. Our military en£igns we'll difplay; Conquefts purfues, where courage leads the way. To this defign fhrill Querpo + did agree, A zealous member of the faculty; His fire's pretended pious fteps he treads, And where the Doctor fails, the Saint fuccecds. A conventicle flesh'd his greener years, And his full age the righteous rancour shares. Thus boys hatch game-eggs under birds of prey, To make the fowl more furious for the fray. 106 'Slow Carus next difcover'd his intent, With painful paufes muttering what he meant. His fparks of life, in fpite of drugs, retreat, So cold, that only calentures can heat. In his chill veins the fluggish puddle flows, And loads with lazy fogs his fable brows. Legions of lunaticks about him prefs; His province is, loft reafon to redress. So when perfumes their fragrant feent give o'er, Nought can their odour, like a jakes, reftore. 116 When for advice the vulgar throng, he's found With lumber of vile books belieg'd around. The gazing throng acknowledge their furprize, And, deaf to reafon, ftill confult their eyes. 120 Well he perceives, the world will often find, To catch the eye is to convince the mind. Thus a weak ftate hy wife diftruft inclines To numerous forcs, and ftrength in magazines. So fools are always most profufe of words, 125 And cowards never fail of longeft fwords. Abandon'd authors here a refuge meet, 110 And hom the world to dust and worms retreat. Here dregs and fediment of auctions reign, 14€ Nor muft we the obfequious Umbra * fpare, With him, the prefent ftill fome virtues have; 145 Since of each enterprize th' event's unknown,155 In vain your magic myfteries you use, 66 165 170 175 Arms meet with arms, fauchions with fau"chions clath, "And fparks of fire ftruck out from armour flash. "Thick clouds of duft contending warriors raife, " And hideous war o'er all the region brays. |