But feels, while grasping at his faded joys, Suburban villas, highway-side retreats, streets, Tight boxes neatly sash'd, and in a blaze With all a July sun's collected rays, Delight the citizen, who, gasping there, Breathes clouds of dust, and calls it country air. O sweet retirement, who would balk the thought, That could afford retirement, or could not? 'Tis such an easy walk, so smooth and straight, The second milestone fronts the garden gate; A step if fair, and, if a shower approach, ou find safe shelter in the next stage coach, There, prison'd in a parlour snug and small, Like bottled wasps upon a southern wall, The man of business and his friends compress’d Forget their labours, and yet find no rest; But still ’tis rural-trees are to be seen From every window, and the fields are green; Ducks paddle in the pond before the door, And what could a remoter scene show more? A sense of elegance we rarely find The portion of a mean or vulgar mind, And ignorance of better things makes man, Who cannot much, rejoice in what he can; And he that deems his leisure well bestow'd In contemplation of a turnpike road, YO Is occupied as well, employs his hours As wisely, and as much improves his powers As he that slumbers in pavilions graced With all the charms of an accomplish'd taste. Yet hence, alas! insolvencies; and hence The’unpitied victim of ill judged expense, From all his wearisome engagements freed, Shakes hands with business, and retires indeed. Your prudent grandmammas, ye modern belles, Content with Bristol, Bath, and Tunbridge Wells, When health required it would consent to roam, Else more attach'd to pleasures found at home, But now alike gay widow, virgin, wife, Ingenious to diversify dull life, In coaches, chaises, caravans, and hoys, Fly to the coast for daily, nightly joys, And all, impatient of dry land, agree With one consent to rush into the sea. Ocean exhibits, fathomless and broad, Much of the power and majesty of God. He swathes about the swelling of the deep, That shines and rests as infants smile and sleep; Vast as it is, it answers as it flows The breathings of the lightest air that blows, Curling and whitening over all the waste, The rising waves obey the increasing blast, Abrupt and horrid as the tempest roars, Thunder and flash upon the steadfast shores, Till he that rides the whirlwind checks the rein, Then all the world of waters sleeps again. Nereids or Dryads, as the fashion leads, Now in the floods, now panting in the meads, Votaries of Pleasure still, where'er she dwells, Near barren rocks, in palaces, or cells, 0, grant a poet leave to recommend you. Anticipated rents and bills unpaid Force many a shining youth into the shade, Not to redeem his time, but his estate, And play the fool, but at a cheaper rate. There, hid in loathed obscurity, removed From pleasures left, but never more beloved, He just endures, and with a sickly spleen Sighs o'er the beauties of the charming scene. Nature indeed looks prettily in rhyme; Streams tinkle sweetly in poetic chime: The warblings of the blackbird, clear and strong, Are musical enough in Thomson's song; And Cobham's groves, and Windsor's green retreats, (sweets; When Pope describes them, have a thousand He likes the country, but in truth must own, Poor Jack—no matter who—for when I blame years Was quickly distanced, match'd against a peer's. Jack vanish'd, was regretted and forgot: Țis wild good nature's never failing lot. At length, when all had long supposed him dead, By cold submersion, razor, rope, or lead, My lord, alighting at his usual place The Crown, took notice of an ostler's face. Jack knew his friend, but hoped in that disguise He might escape the most observing eyes, And whistling, as if unconcern'd and gay, Curried his nag, and look'd another way. Convinced at last upon a nearer view 'Twas he, the same, the very Jack he knew, O’erwhelm’d at once with wonder, grief, and joy, He press'd him much to quit his base employ; His countenance, his purse, his heart, his hand, Influence and power, were all at his command: Peers are not always generous as well bred, But Granby was, meant truly what he said. Jack bow'd, and was obliged-confess'd 'twas strange That so retired he should not wish a change, But knew no medium between guzzling beer And his old stint--three thousand pounds a year. Thus some retire to nourish hopeless woe; Some seeking happiness not found below; Some to comply with humour, and a mind Lucrative offices are seldom lost |