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0, come not ye near innocence and truth,
Ye worms that eat into the bud of youth!
Infectious as impure, your blighting power
Taints in its rudiments the promised flower;
Its odour perish'd and its charming hue,
Thenceforth 'tis hateful, for it smells of

you. Not e'en the vigorous and headlong rage Of adolescence, or a firmer age, Affords a plea allowable or just For making speech the pamperer of lust; But when the breath of age commits the fault, "Tis nauseous as the

vapour of a vault. So wither'd stumps disgrace the silvan scene, No longer fruitful, and no longer green; The sapless wood, divested of the bark, Grows fungous, and takes fire at every spark.

Oaths terminate, as Paul observes, all strife Some men have surely.then a peaceful life; Whatever subject occupy discourse, The feats of Vestris or the naval force, Asseveration blustering in your face Makes contradiction such a hopeless case: In

every tale they tell, or false or true, Well known, or such as no man ever knew, They fix attention, heedless of yoưr pain, With oaths like rivets forced into the brain; And e'en when sober truth prevails throughout, They swear it, till affirmance breeds a doubt. A Persian, humble servant of the sun, Who though devout, yet bigotry had none, Hearing a lawyer, grave in his address, With adjurations every word impress, Supposed the man a bishop, or at least, God's name so much upon his lips, a priest;

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Bow'd at the close with all his graceful airs, And begg'd an interest in his frequent prayers.

Go, quit the rank to which ye stood preferr’d, Henceforth associate in one common herd; Religion, virtue, reason, common sense Pronounce your

human form a false pretence; A mere disguise, in which a devil lurks, Who yet betrays his secret by bis works. [are, Ye

powers who rule the tongue, if such there And make colloquial happiness your care, Preserve me from the thing I dread and hate, A duel in the form of a debate. The.clash of arguments and jar of words, Worse than the mortal brunt of rival swords, Decide no question with their tedious length, For opposition gives opinion strength, Divert the champions prodigal of breath, And put the peaceably disposed to death. 0, thwart me not, sir Soph, at every turn, carp


you may discern; Though syllogisms hang not on my tongue, I am not surely always in the wrong; "Tis hard if all is false that I advance, A fool must now and then be right by chance. Not that all freedom of dissent I blame; No—there I grant the privilege I claim. A disputable point is no man's ground; Rove where you please, 'tis common all around. Discourse may want an animated -No, To brush the surface, and to make it flow; But still remember, if you mean to please, To press your point with modesty and'ease. The mark, at which my juster aim I take, Is contradiction for its own dear sake.


at every

Set your opinion at whatever pitch,
Knots and impediments make something hitch:
Adopt his own, 'tis equally in vain,
Your thread of argument is snapp'd again ;
The wrangler, rather than accord with you,
Will judge himself deceived, and prove it too.
Vociferated logic kills me quite,
A noisy man is always in the right
I twirl my thumbs, fall back into my chair,
Fix on the wainscot a distressful stare,
And, when I hope his blunders are all out,
Reply discreetly-To be sure-no doubt!

Dubius is such a scrupulous good man-
Yes--you may catch him tripping, if you can.
He would not with a peremptory tone,
Assert the nose upon his face his own;
With hesitation admirably slow,
He humbly hopes,-presumes it may be so.
His evidence, if he were call’d by law
To swear to some enormity he saw,
For want of prominence and just relief,
Would hang an honest man, and save a thief.
Through constant dread of giving truth offence,
He ties up all his hearers in suspense;
Knows what he knows, as if he knew it not,
What he remembers seems to have forgot;
His sole opinion, whatsoe’er befall,
Centring at last in having none at all.
Yet, though he tease and baulk your listening ear,
He makes one useful point exceeding clear;
Howe'er ingenious on his darling theme
A sceptic in philosophy may seem,
Reduced to practice, his beloved rule
Would only prove him a consummate fool;


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Useless in him alike both brain and speech,
Fate having placed all truth above his reach,
His ambiguities bis total sum,
He might as well be blind, and deaf and dumb.

Where men of judgment creep and feel their
The positive pronounce without dismay; [way,
Their want of light and intellect supplied
By sparks, absurdity strikes out of pride:
Without the means of knowing right from wrong,
They always are decisive, clear, and strong,
Where others toil with philosophic force,
Their nimble nonsense takes a shorter course;
Flings at your head conviction in the lump,
And gains remote conclusions at a jump;
Their own defect, invisible to them,
Seen in another, they at once condemn;
And, though self-idolized in every case,
Hate their own likeness in a brother's face.
The cause is plain, and not to be denied,
The proud are always most provoked by pride.
Few competitions but engender spite;
And those the most, where neither has a right.

The point of honour has been deem'd of use,
To teach good manners, and to curb abuse;
Admit it true, the

Our polish'd manners are a mask we wear,
And at the bottom barbarous still and rude,
We are restrain'd indeed, but not subdued.
The very remedy, however sure,
Springs from the mischief it intends to cure,
And savage in its principle appears,
Tried, as it should be, by the fruit it bears.
'Tis hard indeed if nothing will defend
Mankind from quarrels but their fatal end;

is clear,


That now and then a hero must decease,
That the surviving world may live in peace.
Perhaps at last close scrutiny may show
The practice dastardly, and mean, and low;
That men engage in it compell’d by force,
And fear, not courage, is its proper source.
The fear of tyrant custom, and the fear (sneer.
Lest fops should censure us, and fools should
At least to trample on our Maker's laws,
And hazard life for any or no cause;
To rush into a fix'd eternal state
Out of the very flames of rage and hate,
Or send another shivering to the bar
With all the guilt of such unnatural war,
Whatever Use may urge or Honour plead,
On Reason's verdict is a madman's deed.
Am I to set my


upon a throw,
Because a bear is rude and surly; No-
A moral, sensible, and well bred man
Will not affront me, and no other can.
Were I empower'd to regulate the lists,
They should encounter with well loaded fists:
A Trojan combat would be something new;
Let Dares beat Entellus black and blue;
Then each might show to his admiring friends,
In honourable bumps his rich amends,
And carry, in contusions of his skull,
A satisfactory receipt in full.

A story, in which native humour reigns,
Is often useful, always entertains.
A graver fact, enlisted on your side,
May furnish illustration, well applied;
But sedentary weavers of long tales
Give me the fidgets, and my patience fails.

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